F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 30, 2021

Challenge accepted….

You can call me “Uncle Dalek”

“So help me, if I hear ‘exterminate!’ one time, I’m running away from home.”

Are the wire cutters still in the kitchen drawer?

we can fix that. :)

Does it have a dope-slap feature?

Robot you are so screwed.

Dave meets HAL’s grampa.

Resistance to bedtime is futile.

Two possible ways the child will destroy this babysitter: (1) it’s not waterproof/childproof/inflammable/unhackable; (2) “This statement is false”; observe meltdown.

Yes, it is only a matter of a decade or so before we can expect “mechanical child minders.” You won’t be able to make them cry but I bet a lot will get dismantled.

Isn’t that the kid’s name?

and it can shoot 50,000 volts from it’s built in taser projectile should it have the need…..

The return of qualabilitech.com! Try it and see what happens. ;)

“Something is approaching from the Southwest. It is quite close.” Not that I care."