Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for May 08, 2021

OUCHIE — OUCHIE!!

;-)

But, it was a cut above!

Used Hugh pretty recently, I think. Boy, hear the Hugh sound and the puns write themselves.

As kids we often referred to the brothers Argo and Hugo. They had a two word last name, lol.

And then there’s the one about the nearsighted Mohel…

No quotes this week… So, I’ll throw in one last quote; from that great philosopher Steven Wright (I really thought someone else would jump in, but here it goes):

“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.” – Steven Wright

A plan to rob a bris was foiled by the Rabbi today…Police are still baffled at how he managed to get a tip off!

A true LOL

I always thought it would be a good name for a perfume. “Smell like a goddess with Hubris.” :)

A strip no longer on GoComics

" . . . but I rub it like this, and it turns into a suitcase!"