A tweet I came across calling D&D adventurers the spiders of a dragon’s home:“I now have a mental image of a dragon delicately scooping a D&D party into a large glass cup and carefully letting them go outside while its spouse is disparagingly saying “oh just squish them” and then the first dragon is like “no they’re good for getting rid of the other pests”."
Random Lurker Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sister Freide 1st Form: “Hello, let’s play. I’ll freeze you though, lol!"
Sister Freide 2nd Form: “My dad is now here to help! We will squash and burn and freeze and slice you!”
Sister Freide 3rd Form: “YOU DIED”
Mega Nerd over 3 years ago
Ganondorf be like:
1st form: ima destroy you using this! attacks with bad guys
2nd form: dammit ur strong, lemme shoot u. lasers
3rd form: I WILL NOT ACCEPT DEFEAT!! transforms
4th form: it’s rewind time
Mad Sci over 3 years ago
A tweet I came across calling D&D adventurers the spiders of a dragon’s home:“I now have a mental image of a dragon delicately scooping a D&D party into a large glass cup and carefully letting them go outside while its spouse is disparagingly saying “oh just squish them” and then the first dragon is like “no they’re good for getting rid of the other pests”."