Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 27, 2021

Hmm…

Today’s the first day of Summer

I hope the fly starts annoying Mrs. Godfrey for fun

i think it does

don’t know what that last sentence means

7/10

Poll Quincy or debs

we have another lockdown for COVID, so we don’t go to school.

very sad

BUT IT ISN’T. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Godfrey isn’t very smart

When does your school end? Mine ends on June 10th

Storm the tower? If by that the fly means bother Mrs. Godfrey, then I am interested to see what happens next!

Nate, don’t swat the fly. Eat it. Mrs. Godfrey never said anything about devourig it like a Cheez Doodle!

Yee

Want to fight a war against a fly and win? Have a snickers! And yes they are free

Never under estimate Mrs. Godfrey

that fly is like: imma yeet mysekf outta here YEET

YEEES! GO FLY! ATTACK THE TEACHER!!!

Hey everyone! I think you can swat that fly after the lesson, Nate. Have a good day, anyway! Read below.

Big Nate. Rock’n’roll, baby! – Part 9

My life totally sucked. Since my crush is secretly dating someone else, nothing mattered to me. I just wanted to lie in my bed and try to forget about it. Suddenly, Dad came to my room.

“Nate, I heard,you were crying. What’s wrong?”, he asked.

“You don’t wanna know”, I replied.

“Just tell me”, Dad said.

I told him everything, what happened the other night, without dramatazing, like usually Ellen does.

“Oh, I see”, Dad replied. “Wanna hear something?”

“Okay”.

“You know, when I married your mom, I thought, I’ll spend with her rest of my life. But turns out, a few years after when you were born, she also liked another man. After we got divorced, I wanted to catch that bozo and tear him to the pieces. But then, my Dad said: “Marty, you’re not alone. You’ve got me. You’ve got your mother. You’ve got your kids. We’re here for you”. I listened to him, and you see, what I’ve got. So, Nate, remember, what I said, okay?"

“Alright?”

“Feeling better?”

“Yeah”, I said. “Thanks, Dad”.

“No problem. Anyway, come downstairs, dinner is ready”.

Continued in replies.

so im wondering, can I get featured comment without replying once?(hold conversations here)

That’s a spy drone, it absolutely knows they’re there

Buzz the whole school building?

I was thinking of a good joke to say here, but nah, I’ll save it for later!

BIG NATE AND THE ESCAPE FROM DEATH: PART 2

Nate finds himself in a dark room with no one to be found and nothing to be seen, except a small lightbulb that reveals a mysterious man in a dark robe sitting at his brown, wooden desk. There are a lot of papers on it.

Nate: Um… who are you?

???: I’m Death, of course.

Nate’s heart sinks. He realizes that the soccer ball that hit him in the face actually… killed him. Nate starts freaking out.

Nate: DEATH?! SO, YOU’RE HERE TO KILL ME?! I DIED?! WHAT ABOUT MY FRIENDS-

Death: Whoa there, kid. Calm down. Once somebody meets with me, there are no second chances.

Nate: No second… chances?

Death: No second chances. Let’s see, where’s your file at… ah, there.

Death pulls out a file and opens it. It reveals all about Nate, like when he was born, his relatives, his favorite kind of ice-cream, and how he died.

Death: So you’re… Nate Wright, knew it. You’re 11 years old, and died by… blunt force trauma caused by a soccer ball during a soccer game. Aw, too bad. Your parents are…

While Death is listing all of his characteristics, Nate looks around the dark room and finds a door he didn’t find before. He sneakily gets out of his chair and tip-toes to the door.

Nate: Hmm… what’s that door?

As he gets closer to the door, he can see that it reads “Door to Earth.” Wanting to go to back to life, Nate sprints to the door, attracting the attention of Death.

Death: KID! COME BACK HERE! YOU’RE FINISHED!

PART 2 CONTINUED IN REPLIES

Ask Spitsy to sic the fly

Woohoo! Last day of school!

Oh, so this fly is intentionally annoying the class

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tqB1DxBp0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ucpwlE3fiY

It’s my birthday today!

dun, dun, DUNNN!

Poll: When does your school end?

I am so nice and cool.

HAPPY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL TO MEEEEEEEEEE

Maybe if I get here early, there’s won’t be disgusting comments until I log off for the day!

the fly gets revenge (for something idk)

Hopefully it flies in Ms. Godfrey’s mouth or something

Poll:whats ur favorite story from нυитєявσу_z♘?

school ends tomorrow for me!

Oh, boy. This fly is awfully smart.

RAP DA BEAST

I don’t recall Nate being a tower.

Here is the funeral who died because of the mods u_u until he rises again

funeral music intense

yes he does

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Are cats and dogs just the only creatures in the Big Nate universe that don’t have humanlike thoughts?

Go get her Maverick…..

Saturday is the beginning of summer vacation (for me).

It’s just a fly, Nate, it’s not like it’s a wasp or hornet. (P.S., if it were those things then I wish it would sting Mrs. Godfrey

Nate is so “eco-mean”!

Here with today’s happy fact! Male puppies let female puppies win play fights! So sweet!

Mr. Pierce, will you add any more new characters in the strip? Please answer :)

Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

what would I LOVE TO SEE, would be the fly flies into her nose or into her mouth. poor fly indeed, but her reaction could be VERY FUNNY.

Wonder how Nate would kill the fly if Ms Godfrey let him (I know he said with a swatter but Im sure he would go further) Anyways happy Thursday :D

Virgin Nate: Bad grades, too desperate, lame, self-absorbant, egotistical

Gigachad Bee: Can do a barrel roll, TWICE, can fly, not self-absorbant and egotistical, cool, lives without grades, not desperate

World War 3 is gonna be vs. bugs. Callin it

Wait… “Buzz” the tower? Was that intentional?

Good news, the bonky army is getting destroyed, 2 down. lets hope soon they will patch their system so they can’t keep making alts and one thing i’m confused about why the wiki says impersonating. Do they think they’re pretending to be bonky, because that’s not the case. He just has a lot of friends with similar usernames (and alts of himself)

I didn’t know how this whole spam thing started but I remember when this among us pfp guy spammed yay in replies and told people how to get their comment featured so that might be the case, but I think squid and debs started the whole thing. Its funny how they turned on eachother. I don’t know if i’m supposed to be talking about this but I might delete it because of mods but I think it’s ok to talk about it. One other thing is i’m going to change my username to CoolBoi68 for a reason you would know if you know what the other number means. You can still check my profile id in the link to see that it’s still me. Well see you guys later, I’m really enjoying the nate fly arc so far, I wonder what the fly is going to do next xD

for all of you that don’t know, he means that he’s gonna buzz nate the tower, he calls nate a tower bc he’s so much tower than him. i don’t know what the buzz part means, though.

Poll: What are you doing for summer break?

Sorry I have to leave the Based please forgive me :(

a fly

e/feechure

Freedom from school!

WAR!

Scout hasn’t been here in a while, but I’ve seen him on the wiki recently. Wonder why.

Hi everyone! How you guys doing?

Jesus crist, my arm hurts

Mrs. Godfrey just insulted the fly.to me…55% chance 2 week arc45% i week arc

Good Afternoon!

lol

may the force be with you

Lots of people ask, what is your favouritr comic. But I’m gonna ask you, who’s your favourite cartoonist?

Sounds like the fly does know we’re here, Mrs. Godfrey

HEY IM NOT BANNED ANYMORE

I would like a ark where nates dad gets a date, please like in case Lincoln peirce sees this

WELL. (do u like my new pfp or should I change it??)

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hey everyone! I’m back! sorry I had a test and I had to keep my computer at school for a few days. but I’m back! yay! this is yet another new account. anyway happy thursday!

Barrel roll… Lol

What tower? Nate’s floppy hair?

HI IM NEW

Wow big nate is so cool

I love how humous he is!

this is ehmazing!

So cool!

Epiccccc

Nice!

hello

ive been away for a while. WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?

POLL: Am I crazy?

I think the whole bunch of you should go. You don’t use this to comment on the comic, you use it as your own personal social-media site.

can you see this?

NAO

School’s done for me.Also, MAKE THE FLY ATTACK MRS. GODFREY!

haha

hi

hahaha

Once I was having my PE class and a pigeon flew in through the window of the sports hall and everyone went crazy and started screaming. 5 hours later the pigeon was still there, sitting in the roof and the teachers were throwing things at it trying to make it go away :/

Pretty sure it knows.

Hi everyone! I am the new (and improved) sea turtle girl29. I have been inactive for about a year, but now I’m back!