When you’re out and see something that looks like it would make a good present, buy it! Take it home and put it in the closet. When Mother/Father/birthdays roll around you just reach in and pick something out. You’re going to spend the money anyway, this way you don’t have to worry about forgetting the date.
“Look . . . Sonny . . . it’s not my job to remind you. Besides, I’ve been busy. You think it’s easy for a woman my age to fight crime? Especially while wearing yellow jammies covered with a bright yellow shirt? Not to mention having a large cape and a bucket over your head? It ain’t all Serutan and support hose, I can assure you.”
Not a job I would want! I don’t know how they do it, really. I always assumed large quantities of alcohol were involved. My Mom proved me wrong, and she turns 90 this month! I hope I have her genes… (of course you do, moron, she’s your mother)
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 3 years ago
Happy Mother’s Day!
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/mothers-day-its-so-unfair/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
Differentname over 3 years ago
Life Hack #37.
When you’re out and see something that looks like it would make a good present, buy it! Take it home and put it in the closet. When Mother/Father/birthdays roll around you just reach in and pick something out. You’re going to spend the money anyway, this way you don’t have to worry about forgetting the date.
michaeljwolff over 3 years ago
“Look . . . Sonny . . . it’s not my job to remind you. Besides, I’ve been busy. You think it’s easy for a woman my age to fight crime? Especially while wearing yellow jammies covered with a bright yellow shirt? Not to mention having a large cape and a bucket over your head? It ain’t all Serutan and support hose, I can assure you.”
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 3 years ago
Happy Mother’s Day Ladies. You too John.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Oy! Looks like SHE wears the pants….silly boy, how could you forget….?
Packratjohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not a job I would want! I don’t know how they do it, really. I always assumed large quantities of alcohol were involved. My Mom proved me wrong, and she turns 90 this month! I hope I have her genes… (of course you do, moron, she’s your mother)
J Short over 3 years ago
Happy Birthing Person Day, according to some woke representative.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s a millennial for you!
Craig Westlake over 3 years ago
Thanks John; even though I’m a dad I’ve been more often called a mother…
Pharmakeus Ubik over 3 years ago
You know mothers’ day is going to be rough when your mom is Jonathan Winters.