The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 25, 2021

Tell it to smarten up…..

Those are the worst kind of phones.

Looking out the window is always the accurate weather.

Why ask a phone to do something you can do yorself? And don’t go asking Alexa. And by the way, phones are for making and receiving calls.

That’s the problem with these “virtual weather assistance” apps!! The closest weather station could be ten miles “near!!” Much easier just to look outside your window!!

/SMIRK/

I asked my Alexa the other day if she was sick… Her response was “Neigh, I’m as healthy as a horse”. True Story !!She’s a bit of a smart aleck at times.

Or as a nephew of mine used to say when he was young: “A Dumbalec” phone.

OK where’s that “look out the window” app?

It’s a smart Alexa phone.

I check the weather on my phone… before I get out of bed…

yes, I know the feeling. that’s why mine is usually off.

Looking out the window doesn’t give you the forecast.

Nagging goes electronic.

It is a fun thing to do…don’t need smart aleck crap!

Only Brutus would be lucky enough to have a phone like that. AI is definitely getting out of hand…..

Hey! Like Herman’s “Surli” on “Diamond Lil”… ☺

Poor Brutus he gets less respect than even Rodney Dangerfield did.

Siri is insulted, he can’t remember her name.

I’m with you, but I think you forgot “And get off my lawn!”