Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for January 20, 2009

Joyce Davenport is my hero.

You know, I don’t even do TV anymore. I got so sick of being nagged at by NBC, ABC, etc…

At least Opus is munching on healthful snacks while he vegetates in front of the boob tube….

I’m with Mr. Finch. Diving into a bowl of eggnog with Barbie Benton (you youngsters probably won’t even know who she is) would be any normal man’s fantasy. Alas… Mr. Roark and Tattoo are both dead.

OK, so because I prefer chocolate sauce, that makes me not normal? Dang, that is just so bigoted.

I think that’s his hat he’s munching on……

Is it possible to vegetate while you’re eating fruit? Wouldn’t that mean you’re “fructating”? Or is that too easy to mispronounce and pruriently to misconstrue?

Barbi Benton covered in eggnogg, what a scrumptious treat. I’m salivating at the thought.

I agree, ‘tis an excellent fantasy

He’s munching on a banana. You can just make out the peel. Eggnog,, Yum.

cgrl78 says: He’s munching on a banana. You can just make out the peel. Eggnog,, Yum.

Barbi Benton! Yum!

Barbi Benton was no Adrienne Barbeau.

As I recall Barbie Benton, who was Hef’s main squeeze for quite awhile Debut’d in Playboy around 1970, and was featured several times over 5 years or so. That would make her around 58 or 60. Veronica Hamel, who played Joyce Davenport on Hill Street ‘Blueberries’ is 67. I’ll lay odds that Veronica can smoke Barbie today.

Isn’t anybody curious about the uppity elf ??? Just what did Renko do ??? I need to know. Those elfs are nothing but trouble at times…