Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for January 29, 2011

I figured he’d have gone for “Chum of Herring”.

Nothing says 1985 male like horse sweat.

We don’t carry “Horse Sweat”, you might try K Mart.

It would be an improvement on fermented fish stink.

Manhandling Madonna wasn’t that difficult. The list is legion.

Just take a long bath. Oh that sounds nice. All we have is a shower. We do have a hot tub, but my husband doesn’t like it when I do my hair in it. Something about the filter…..just joking.

1985 male? that would be Drakkar Noir then right?

On his album “A Wild and Crazy Guy,” Steve Martin talks about having his own individual odor:

“That’s why I wear… Tuna Fish Sandwich! I put a Tuna Fish Sandwich under each arm, maybe one or two behind the ears, and I don’t smell like any other guy! And it’s economical too, because the smell lasts for four or five days.”

What happened to “Brut, under the pits”?

Something is popular recently that smells like pine sol.

hmm 1985?! I smell Polo..

Canoe!

remember hai karate?

Hai Karate… circa 1972?

opus should be shopping in a rural community like Challis Idaho, here we have a fine selection of horse sweat and a plethera of other ranch animals who frequently sweat for next to nothing.