Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for June 04, 2021

They’re still looking for intelligent life?

Frank: I know what you told me…but this Dr. Everett Scott, his name is not unknown to me.

Brad: He was a science teacher at Denton High School.

Frank: And now he works for your government, doesn’t he, Brad? He’s attached to the bureau of investigation of that which you call UFO’s! Isn’t that right, Brad?

Brad: He might be…I don’t know.

Who can blame them them our world is like a burning dumpster fire at the moment.

2 words. Tilda Swinton.

2 more words: tractor sofa.

So what?

“Beam me up Scotty; there’s no intelligent life here.”

There’s only so much of the Kardashians they can take.

Well if you can’t identify it, it’s your own, private UFO

For the slapstick comedy.

Technically, anything we see flying that we can’t identify is a UFO. It is only interesting if after serious investigation we can’t identify it. Scott Adams wrote a pretty funny argument for why the Swiss are aliens.

I find the most amusing theory to be that these are human time travelers from the future. They can’t make contact because that would interfere with the present.

I don’t believe that theory. I just find it amusing.

ooo I have my own on blue eyed blondes.

George Carlin said it best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pz_IaRVBh0

Whatever might be the explanation for any sighting of a UFO, I’m not buying that they’re ETs without substantial proof.

A planet full of xenophobic, homicidal, trigger-happy & armed to the teeth naked apes and we wonder why they don’t drop in and make contact? I wouldn’t make contact either, but I’m stuck living here.