FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 23, 2021

your thwart just got thwarted, Eugene

Does it have to be this complicated? She could’ve just said “Welp, you broke our friendship for three seconds. It wasn’t effective. Can you go away now?”

I think Jason is feeling it more than Eugene.

Hey Eugene, why the long face?

I’m beginning to suspect that Marcus might secretly like girls.

I’d tell Jason to grow up, but….what’s the point? Seems Marcus has it more together.

I didn’t see much discussion about this before her announcement

It is. He just turned into an elephant seal

I’m with Jason at the end.

I can no longer remember why I read this.