Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 12, 2021

i don’t get it

Won what, Liō? The Reuben?

Just send your bank account details to…….

Then he reads the rest of the letter and finds out that “may have” is not “have”…

That’s what always happens to me, too, when I get those letters.

Reminds me of those old mailings one would get back in the ‘80s and ’90s from Publisher’s Clearinghouse or American Family Publishers with a picture of Ed McMahon saying “Lio, you may already be a millionaire!”

We can all dream for a few seconds…

“….won a chance to extend your warranty on your car.”

The hot dog next door got one too. “You may already be a wiener.”

It is the word “made” and the fact that it is sent en mass should warn you.

I have won $10 and $5 from Publishers Clearing House but only online. I don’t have the app but seems “easier” to win on the app :-(