In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for June 09, 2021

On Vulcan, maybe. Here on Planet All Sports, it’s a 10 minute major, 15 yards, a penalty kick and a hog line violation.

I don’t care what you barely did. It’s still a foul.

There’s no such thing as the Vulcan death grip. And now, even the Romulans know that.

Man, Spock has let himself go…….

Spocking is a two-shot foul

Damn! Spock needs to go on a diet

Wow. Spock has really let himself go during the pandemic. :D

I thought Vulcans never lied……

Yeah, well it’s that ‘death’ thing.

Mr. Spock as gained some weight…

“Foul?….fascinating…”