Probably someone upset about the school’s choice of textbook. The perp’s preferred option will coincidentally be offered for sale very, very soon. And at an exorbitant price for immediate delivery.
If you’re talking about Texas’ old history textbooks that refer to enslaved black people as performing “chores” for white land owners, they’re in the trash- where they deserve to be.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
That’s just an educated guess.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Probably someone upset about the school’s choice of textbook. The perp’s preferred option will coincidentally be offered for sale very, very soon. And at an exorbitant price for immediate delivery.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
But a nice set of puns being thrown at that hapless Principal.
rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago
Love the way Ralph got into the act.
lv2sew over 3 years ago
Groaner O’ the Day
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
That’s just a pipe dream.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Love Ralph in the Sherlock getup! LOL
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
Hook ‘em & Book ‘em Danno …!
timinwsac Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hopefully Trout doesn’t read this strip today.
dcandmx over 3 years ago
Ms Watson, Grade 1 teacher….
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
He ate the crayons and finger paints. He is a colorful character.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
It’s time to hire Scott Linyard.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Novels are easier to fence.
AndromedaMike over 3 years ago
Ralph steals the best line again.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
It was the new “woke” school board getting ready to replace the text books with the new “correct” ones.
Jody H. Premium Member over 3 years ago
If you’re talking about Texas’ old history textbooks that refer to enslaved black people as performing “chores” for white land owners, they’re in the trash- where they deserve to be.
Guess05 over 3 years ago
Love Ralph all the time.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Probably that woman from the Betty comic who just took off with a whole cart of books from a “free library” on the corner.