Good Morning Tribe!
Pancakes and waffles
pork OR turkey bacon, sausage and ham
scrambled eggs
toast and English muffins with butter, jellies and jams
bagels and cream cheese
grits
Assorted juices and teas
Pirate coffee, nuclear coffee, lattes and cappuccinos
CocoMocha
Milk, plain, chocolate or strawberry
Too early for breakfast here (12:29 AM and counting CDT). But if you could have the following ready @ 7 AM, I’d be much obliged:
Pancakes
Turkey sausage
Scrambled eggs
Bagel with cream cheese (and lox if you have it)
CocoMocha (double strong on the coffee part)
GOOD MORNING, TRIBE! SELDOM DO I GET TO VISIT HERE. BUT AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL, I’M STILL BASKING IN THE GLOW OF THOM BLUEMEL’S TRIBUTE OVER IN “BIRDBRAINS”…:D
I’m fine. There is a reason I do not eat hamburgers when other people are present. Probably it wouldn’t be so messy if I did not put an entire salad on it with tons of pickles and onions.
Good morning all. Ate leftover baked ziti for breakfast this morning so I’ll skip the BT fare, but thanks for including “real” bacon for us artery clogging delinquents, Carmy :-)
GM, tribe!Carmy & Serena - Thanks for the breakfast spread! Let’s see…waffles, pork bacon AND sausage, scrambled eggs and some cinnamon buns. Good thing I don’t have to worry about getting stuffed when it is virtual food.
LuvH8 - Make sure you read what you missed after you left yesterday. I posted more jokes.
Hi, Doc! I think it was wise to not wear that apron. I remember how well it went for my supervisor after it was discovered he went to Godfather’s Pizza for supper, because we worked for a Pizza Hut franchisee. Let’s just say that he wasn’t employed much longer after that….
a single * at the beginning of word or sentence and at the end is itallic
Two astericks is bold
Three is bold italic
number sing at the beginning only gets you
big
you can get big and bold or bold italic by adding 2 and 3 asteriks at the beginning (after # sign) and the end.
Congratulations, rac0308!
It doesn’t seem to work if there are less than 3 characters between the asterisks. If you use 3 asterisks on each side, you get bold & italics - like this!
Do you have an assistant like this?
Richard, a maintenance worker in an industrial plant, was given a young, part-time assistant. The first day, Richard sent his new helper to replace a light bulb in the elevator of Building C. “Do you think you can find it all right?” he asked.
“Yes, sir,” was the reply. “Which floor?”
Hmmm–I’ll have:
Pork AND turkey bacon, and ham
scrambled eggs
English muffins with butter and jam
V8 juice
Pirate coffee (Arrrrgh, me maties!)
Nuclear coffee (Erk! Omph! I’m changing!)
@Grog, _s work like *s in formatting: This is bold, and so is this.
For a complete guide–not complete as in what can be done, but complete as in as complete as we currently know how to do–there is a link in the “boilerplate” near the first post at Pibgorn, which takes you here.
@DocT, no, although that’s a good guess. I changed because there was some discussion yesterday about a suitable blonde Grogette for Grog, and I found this avatar, and just decided it was time.
My friend is part owner of a drive-through espresso stand that offers a punch card to earn a free drink. After serving one woman and her mother their caffe latte, he leaned out the window and said, “Here is your punch card. After eight, the ninth one is free.”
“Oh, no,” the younger woman replied. “I couldn’t do that. I’d be up all night.”
bmonk - My filter won’t let me look at page 2. It is upset at several strips today - I’m guessing it has something to do with the spambot or people’s reactions to it.
As the new owner of an older home, my friend Jim tried to become an instant handyman. When his kitchen water line froze, he decided to correct the problem himself by drilling through the wall between the kitchen and living room to reroute the pipe. Jim called me to ask if I knew why there would be heavy insulation on an inside wall. The more he drilled, the more insulation came through the hole. I went to his house to inspect the site and found that what was coming through the hole was not insulation but upholstery stuffing. He had drilled through the wall, right into the back of the living-room sofa.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!” The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little creep on your knee.”
Twice a year, we change the clocks for daylight-savings time. And twice a year, my normally punctual assistant arrives late to work the Monday after we do so. I finally had to find out why. “Do you have a problem remembering to spring forward or fall back?” I asked.
“Oh, no,” she said, pouring herself a cup of coffee. “What gets to me is staying up until 2 a.m. to change my clock.”
PAYBACK
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”
I was recuperating from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to participate in a door-to-door fund-raising effort. “Sorry,” I replied, “but I’ve been incapacitated.”
Undaunted, the caller continued trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer.
I interrupted and said, “I’m incapacitated. Do you know what that means?”
She hesitated. “It means your head was cut off?”
As a doctor, I often give physical exams to life-insurance applicants. I must also inquire about the cause of any deaths in their immediate families. When one man could not recall what his father died of, he calmly assured me, “I’m sure it was nothing serious.”
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a “POOF” you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“POOF” The mirror swallows her.
Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the sexiest woman alive.”
“POOF” The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, “I think… .”
“POOF”
Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big. His curiosity finally got the better of him and he says ”I hate to be nosy, but it’s obvious that you two are celebrating something big. What’s the occasion?”
One blonde replies, “Well, we are just sooo proud of ourselves, because we just finished - just the two of us alone - a 50 piece jigsaw puzzle in only 3 days.”
Confused, the bartender says “So?”
To which the other blonde says “Well, on the box it says 3 - 5 years.”
One day a Blonde walked into the doctor’s office with 2 red ears. The doctor asked what happened. She said “I was ironing and the phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake.
“What happened to the other ear?” the doctor asked.
“They called back.”
Good afternoon, Terry!
I’ll keep popping back in, but it is time for Algebra, so I can’t keep posting jokes at the same rate.
But here’s one to tide you over:
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6’ tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6’ 2, weighs 225 and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’ 5” pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman.
Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing.
Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, “Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!”
“Dear God! Did you try to stop him?”
“No,” she said, “I did better than that! I got the license plate number!”
Two blondes decide to show up their boyfriends and go on a fishing trip by themselves.
They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.
They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything.
The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the blondes catches a fish.
As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. One blonde turns to the other and says, “Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?”
The other blonde says, “Wow! It’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”
Well, the rain has finally subsided after a torrent all last night and today. I know that you all like jokes, but I am finding that I am starting to skip over them because they are coming to rapidly. I don’t mean to be rude, but lately I have limited time and I like to keep up with everyone and the jokes are getting in the way. So many of you are funny without the jokes. There is no need to respond to this because I do not want to get anything going in a negative note. Do as you wish, but I myself do not like to skip over people’s comments, but now I must.
rac0308 and Rmom, the advantage of staying up until 2:00 a.m. this year was that it was 3/14, so at 1:59:26 a.m. you could also have a round of applause for Pi Day (3/14 1:59:26.535…)
Ah, genetic huh? But if your moving cold stuff, gloves might be nice, at least those half gloves (so you don’t have to worry about taking them off and on all the time).
Gosh Doc, the more I get to know you the more I think that we must be related. If I do anything that requires movement, I heat up quickly. I can work outside in winter and not need to bundle up at all. I think that is a strong part of why I dislike clothes so much. I much prefer to be on the cool side then a little to warm. I can accomplish more if I have a slight chill, but start to feel lethargic when hot.
If I am hanging around while working I read the jokes. If I have been off for a while and I am playing “catch-up”, I skim over them unless I see my name attached. No biggie.
Q. Why don’t blondes make Jello?
A. It’s too hard to get three cups of hot water into those little packets.
Q. Why doesn’t the blonde serve ice in her drinks anymore?
A. Her roommate who had the recipe moved out.
The college Freshman came home at Thanksgiving and wanted to tell a good blonde joke he’d heard at school. His father told him sternly, “You realize that your mother is a natural blonde, don’t you?”
Bmonk ~ I like Bunnyface, it might take me a while to get used to your old name again. Have patience I am a blonde. I am having to have people explain the jokes to me. Good thing Gma was a brunnette (spelling).
If you had blond hair and it turns white or grey are you then of normal intelligence?
Bunnyface ~ I hope Doc’s hands are warm before he gets home. I don’t think Wildcheetah would appreciate waking up to Doc warming his really cold hands on her.
LuvH8, my friend is getting better, but his speach is taking the longest to get back to anything approaching his old self, but he has a good attitude and his mind never lost a thing, thanks for asking.
Cleo ~ I’m glad he’s keeping a good attitude, having difficulty communicating can be very frustrating. It sounds as if he has very supportive friends though, and that counts for a lot also.
LuvH8 - What I don’t get are blondes who get old enough to finally have white hair that might make them seem more intelligent, dying it blonde. Especially for people like my mother-in-law who is in her mid 70’s. Come on, what person in their 70’s has absolutely no gray hair naturally, so who does she think she’s fooling?
Cleo - It was pretty difficult watching my mom who had been so independent become completely dependent. She did it with a sweet spirit, but from comments she had made pre-stroke, I know it wasn’t easy for her. I think that’s why I’ve done so little grieving since she died, because I already lost the mom I knew for most of my life, in small increments. If your friend can really do the rehab, and not continue to have additional strokes like my mom did, he could have several good years still, from what I’ve seen of other stroke patients. They never could find out the cause of Mom’s strokes, so it was impossible to prevent more.
@Rmom, as long as our culture prizes youth and smooth skin, etc. over wisdom, women, and to a lesser extent, men will try to look young. Even if it means 70-year-olds with black or blonde hair. Or getting face lifts.
bmonk - I know you’re right. It is just sad to watch someone try in vain to deny the truth. Maybe I have a harder time with my MIL because none of my ancestors were that way. Mom only dyed her hair once, and since I reacted so negatively (I was pretty small at the time) she never did again. I guess I just think Grandmas are supposed to be comfy, not necessarily attractive.
But what if I turn 70 and still only have two white strands of hair? Wait I think I am getting one every 2 years, so I should have less than 25 strands. That isn’t very noticable unless they are all in the same place. Maybe I should dye my hair grey!!
They are forecasting that “severe weather looks possible, mainly in southern Kansas starting Thursday afternoon and lasting into the late evening. Large hail and gusty winds appear to be the main threats” with continued nasty weather on Friday for my part of the state. Oh, joy.
Rmom ~ Maybe she is fooling herself. Or maybe she just prefers it that way. When Monkey 2 graduates high school I have every intention of putting a streak of color in the front of my hair.
Rmom, It never did rain in my area after all. It did rain that the plant where I work though. Today has been beautiful as will tomorrow. The weather will start going down hill on Friday.
LuvH8 blondes who die their hair any color are still blondes. Tsk, tsk!
Grog–Until Gocomics makes the registration more stringent you won’t be able to stop spammers or multiple account names. They should make it more difficult to register.
Lonewolf I think it might be one person (or a couple) ‘pasting’ the spam on. The spam does not seem to go fast enough to be a computer, and there is breaks between messages when they change it slightly. Maybe GoComics could put key words in their nannybot that draw the attention of the Powers That Be Sooner.
LuvH8–It’s a “signature” for your computer that you are using right now. You can’t change it. It will always be the same no matter how many names you sign in with.
LuvH8 - She went through a cancer fight about 18 years ago. When her hair grew back, she did let it go natural at first. It was pretty all white, I thought. But she thought it made her look “too old”, so she started dyeing it again. I know I’m a disappointment to her, because I’m nothing like her. My hubby revolted by marrying a woman almost completely different than his mom.
Lonewolf - Right now I am able to access GoComics from any computer I want, wouldn’t that effect that? If they are actually making enough money it might be worth it to them to keep getting new computers. Or they could pay people to “Work From Home” on their own computers. It just seems like they could probably find a lot of ways in if they are determined.
LuvH8, I don’t think your blondeness shows that much if at all. As for gender, it doesn’t really show with most people unless they talk about themselves or spouses.
When I first signed up, I never would have guessed that there were so many female comic nuts!
Yes, LuvH8. When you go to a different computer it is a different IP address. This is why they have come out with a new system for the IP address. They will have used up all of the possibilities before long with the old system.
My point is that if you limited the registration based on the IP address, the individual would need to access another computer to “fake” his/her identity. Would be more of a hassle and less would be able to do it because they have only one computer.
Oh, Cleo I’m sorry! But can I make fun of my brother who is starting to loose his hair? (I haven’t yet, he’s going through a messy divorce and it wouldn’t be nice.)
Rmom, if you are a disappointment to her, then she is a very poor judge of people.
Also, you need to pick next week’s person to choose a joke theme and nag them until they choose one! Have Fun!
I’ve been trying to rest up. This afternoon, my oldest son & I carried the old washer down the stairs and out by the shop. I would have waited, but with the weather forecast looking nasty, we decided to move the new washer up & in tonight before it got dark. Doesn’t help that the first floor has 9’ ceilings, so the flight of stairs is a little longer than some. I still have to finish up some of the installation process, but at least it is sitting in the laundry room. Tomorrow will be full of errands, so not much time to mess with it then.
(Does this help, cleo?)
Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect.
“Easy,” she replied. “He only has one eye.”
The chief was stunned. “He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!” He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him.
“He only has one ear,” was her answer.
“What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!” He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, “How would you recognize the suspect? Now think before you give me a stupid answer.”
After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, “He’s wearing contact lenses.”
This took the chief by surprise. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn’t tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into the database and looked at the report. Sure enough, when the mug shot was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and asked, “How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses? Nobody else here in this precinct saw that!”
“Well,” she said, “he can’t wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he?”
Rmom If I change my name someone might take my old one. I suppose I could take advantage of the easy opening of new accounts to open another under MsLuvH8 and use the same avatar. Then it would not be misleading and I could be sure to keep my old name.
Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug. “I’m so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he’s been promising to do!”
His grandmother was curious. “What trick is that, sweetie?”
The little guy grinned at her. “I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the gosh-durn walls if you came to visit us again!”
LuvH8 - You can change the name that shows, without changing your sign in name. (bunnyface/bmonk just did that.)
My sign-in is still RRAmom, I just shortened what shows to Rmom, to make it easier for everyone typing my handle.
Thanks, LW18!
I understand what cleo means, and hope we can find a way to make BT enjoyable for all. Since he asked nicely, I’m not ticked off at him, but neither do I think we have to quit telling jokes. It probably would help to title the jokes somehow, so that those with limited time know they can skip them.
Grog - My husband mounted a camera on one of his curtain rods in the 5th wheel trailer, so he can monitor it over a virtual network. He was quite shocked to see how much hair he’s lost on the top of his head. Of course, I prefer he had a head full of hair, but I’m sure he prefers me weighing less than I do now. My oldest brother (62 and never married) usually wears a toupee. He wasn’t that bad looking when he was younger, and for his age, he doesn’t look that bad. However, I prefer a guy who doesn’t wear a toupee, because it just seems more honest without one. It isn’t hard for me to understand why he never got married. He wanted an attractive and intelligent woman, but he seemed to put more emphasis on the attractive, rather than personality. I always said that any woman who met his standards, was too smart to want to marry him.
That would have been fun for April Fool’s day though, several people with the same name and avatars. It could work for Halloween too. Everyone could have the same name but totally different avatars from what they usually do. (very confusing)
LuvH8 - We did basically that for Halloween. It was a costume on-line party where we changed our names & avatars. Some of us did it for Thanksgiving & Christmas, too.
LuvH8–Make sure you have the number lock button keyed. Then press alt and while holding it, press the numbers…..1, 5, 246, whatever you want. As soon as you press the number release both the alt key and the number key. Play and find out what each one does.
Rmom I wouldn’t wear a rug either. I’ve got a few gray hairs, but my mustache, is showing my age more than my hair…..and no I will never dye either one.
That’s on my laptop with the numbers integrated with the letters. The laptop I’m on now has a separate number pad, but I still need to lock the number pad because I have those keys for “home”, “page up”, “page down”, etc.
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years–canine/feline
attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: kiss me first, and then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don’t.
(2) If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ”fur”-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours, and don’t speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) Eat less,
(2) Don’t ask for money all the time,
(3) Are easier to train,
(4) Normally come when called,
(5) Never ask to drive the car,
(6) Don’t smoke or drink,
(7) Don’t want to wear your clothes,
(8) Don’t have to buy the latest fashions,
(9) Don’t need a gazillion dollars for college, and
(10) If they get pregnant, you can sell their children….
No I din’t ♠Lonewolf♠, but I take your word for it.
My laptop at the office doesn’t have a number keypad. It’s in a docking station unless I’m traveling. I have a regular monitor, keyboard & mouse connected to the docking station fortunately. I often hate traveling because the company is too cheap to get me travel accessories for the laptop.
Rmom, I’m sure the comic strip Grog will never need a rug: it’ll be forever all natural. However, in RL, if I were so vain, I’d probably be capable of wearing one.
Grog - Of course, I meant the BC Grog. Could you imagine what it would be like to try to fashion a wig for him? Sort of like Cousin It with a mouth, nose & ears..
Thanks, ♠Lonewolf♠! Now, if I can only remember how to do it after I’ve slept.
Guess I’d better sign off now. I was up too late last night, and I can’t sleep in tomorrow.
No they are the same as
! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ +
But for those of us who work a lot with numbers it’s still a painfully long process for data entry type tasks.
Grog, if there are numbers on the letters of the laptop, then it has to have a way to lock the number keys. On one of my laptops, there is a key on the bottom left that has a “fn” on it. I press that and then the number lock key is the scroll key at the top near the right (I press that too). And it locks the number keys.
Terry* dinner was good. I always enjoy perfectly cooked salmon, couscous and a salad. Also, the clouds disappeared so it was lovely. Have I mentioned my wife is a great cook. LOL
carmy over 14 years ago
Good Morning Tribe! Pancakes and waffles pork OR turkey bacon, sausage and ham scrambled eggs toast and English muffins with butter, jellies and jams bagels and cream cheese grits Assorted juices and teas Pirate coffee, nuclear coffee, lattes and cappuccinos CocoMocha Milk, plain, chocolate or strawberry
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning/ Late Evening Tribe
The Duke 1 over 14 years ago
The Duke 1 over 14 years ago
Carmy, I’ll have the waffles, TURKEY sausage, pirate coffee & chocolate milk!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Come on Kingston join the fun. Don’t be a party pooper.
Hi everyone. Have a good day.
serenasakitty over 14 years ago
Morning Carmy
May I add some warm cinnamon buns to your great breakfast?
What’s with the extra hands in the first and last panels?
Morning
TRIBEOoops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ooooh! Too easy!
Good Morning Everyone!COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning Serena.
Thank you for the cinnamon buns. I’ll have one. Thank you!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning, LuvH8!
margueritem over 14 years ago
’Morning Terry and Carmy! I’ll have waffles topped with bacon and scrambled eggs, two of serena’s cinnamon rolls, and Irish Breakfast tea, please.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
CARMY Some scrambled, English muffin swimming in butter, nuclear coffee, hold the cholesterol please.
Morning TRIBE! The sun is shining, The birds are singing. The flowers blooming. The mini skirts swaying,
No Dear, I was just glancing out the window.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
serenasakitty over 14 years ago
I’ll be gone most of the day so I won’t be chatting much. [Of course some people would say I’ve been gone for some time now.]
Glad you enjoyed the buns Lonewolf
See everyone later.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning, Lewreader.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Too early for breakfast here (12:29 AM and counting CDT). But if you could have the following ready @ 7 AM, I’d be much obliged:
Pancakes Turkey sausage Scrambled eggs Bagel with cream cheese (and lox if you have it) CocoMocha (double strong on the coffee part)
GOOD MORNING, TRIBE! SELDOM DO I GET TO VISIT HERE. BUT AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL, I’M STILL BASKING IN THE GLOW OF THOM BLUEMEL’S TRIBUTE OVER IN “BIRDBRAINS”…:DOoops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi Lonewolf! My mom is not sleeping. (laughter) How are you this evening?
Lewreader! Wow! I never see you here this early! Good Morning!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Take it easy, Serena. Thanks again for the Cinn Buns!
Have a great day!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Johahan, glad you stopped by too! Keep basking, it’s a nice feeling!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Since I went to the doctor today, I guess I will just have some orange juice. My disappeared cold came back ) :
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
I’m doing fine, LuvH8! And how are doing? I was wondering if you were going to show up this evening.
carmy over 14 years ago
Good Morning, JFri, Serena, Marg, Lewreader and Johanan! Orders up! Thanks for adding the cinnamon buns, Serena! Bask on, Johanan!
carmy over 14 years ago
Serena, I think the hands are supposed to be Manfred’s. They don’t seem to be, but I think they are.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi Johanan! Bask as much as you want!
carmy over 14 years ago
LOL, Dusty definitely knows bad taste!!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I’m fine. There is a reason I do not eat hamburgers when other people are present. Probably it wouldn’t be so messy if I did not put an entire salad on it with tons of pickles and onions.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Nice gesture, LuvH8. :^)
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi! None of the strips make sense to me! Maybe they will be funny in the morning?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
I guess it depends how you look at them. How you feel might have something to do with it, too.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Okay, I will try to wake up funny in the morning.
Lot’s of Luv, Rest In Peace Everyone!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Sleep well, LuvH8. I’ll catch up with you tomorrow.
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
Good morning all. Ate leftover baked ziti for breakfast this morning so I’ll skip the BT fare, but thanks for including “real” bacon for us artery clogging delinquents, Carmy :-)
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Morning, Tribe
Good morning MisngNOLA
Good Morning, Carmy Great breafast! I’ll have some scrambled eggs, pork saugage, toast & grapefruit juice, please.
I’ve already got my PEPSI!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning Tribe & All
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning, MisingNOLA & Grog
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Morning, Lonewolf
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
I’m with you, MisngNOLA on the real bacon/sausage deal. You have to respect the people that can eat the “good for you” style, though.
I’ll have scrambled eggs, pork sausage and Doc’s nuclear coffee, please. Thank you. Good breakfast menu.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I’m reading yyyguys comments in photobucket. He’s made a few in the past few hours. Either he was up early or hasn’t gone to bed yet!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
He has some late hours occasionally, Grog. I catch him on FB late once in a while also.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
LuvH8 when you get here, make sure to check out The Argyle Sweater
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning, Doc!
I had to have my Nuclear Coffee this morning. And I needed more than two to get moving!
carmy over 14 years ago
Good Morning! Johanan, I hope you found your breakfast order, I had it ready at 7am, as requested. :-) Orders up, y’all!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
GM, tribe! Carmy & Serena - Thanks for the breakfast spread! Let’s see…waffles, pork bacon AND sausage, scrambled eggs and some cinnamon buns. Good thing I don’t have to worry about getting stuffed when it is virtual food. LuvH8 - Make sure you read what you missed after you left yesterday. I posted more jokes.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Morning Doc and all…
I nuked my coffee this morning. It’s not the same…
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Morning, Doctor Toon, Carmy & Rmom!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning, Rac0308, Rmom et al.
Thanks for the breakfast.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Hi, Doc! I think it was wise to not wear that apron. I remember how well it went for my supervisor after it was discovered he went to Godfather’s Pizza for supper, because we worked for a Pizza Hut franchisee. Let’s just say that he wasn’t employed much longer after that….
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Doc -
So you just cut it into cubes in the morning?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good morning, rac0308!
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Morning Grog! Haven’t figured out the bold without huge letters
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Hi, Terry & Grog!
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Doc - Don’t the tiny legs tickle when you consume it??
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
rac0308 - Just add 2 asterisks before & after what you want in bold.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Thanks Rmom
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Found out what one Asterisk does too!!!
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
AFK for a bit
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
rac0308
a single * at the beginning of word or sentence and at the end is itallic Two astericks is bold Three is bold italic number sing at the beginning only gets you
bigyou can get big and bold or bold italic by adding 2 and 3 asteriks at the beginning (after # sign) and the end.
BIG BOLD BIG BOLD ITALICThere’s more but that’s good for a start.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
Morning All!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Congratulations, rac0308! It doesn’t seem to work if there are less than 3 characters between the asterisks. If you use 3 asterisks on each side, you get bold & italics - like this!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Morning, DFrog
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Hi, DFrog! Got any jokes to contribute? This week our theme is: “Blondes and/or not the brightest bulb”
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning, DFrog.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
How goes it this AM, Rac0308?
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
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GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Is see the bikini adds are back.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Yeah, but…………………………………..
Do You Love Your Job??!!Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Where, Grog?
Let’s go spank ‘em
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Do you have an assistant like this? Richard, a maintenance worker in an industrial plant, was given a young, part-time assistant. The first day, Richard sent his new helper to replace a light bulb in the elevator of Building C. “Do you think you can find it all right?” he asked. “Yes, sir,” was the reply. “Which floor?”
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Good Morning all. It is raining like there is no tomorrow out here in the Pacific Norhwet.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
OBH & Broom Hilda so far. I think they’re just getting started.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Morning Cleo. At least YOU don’t have any clothes to get wet. LOL
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
They are at many comics now, Grog. Just shorter posts is all!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
We actually have a nice day for a change.
Good morning, cleo
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
We are having nippy mornings at 40° but it warms to the mid 60s with mucho sunshine during the day.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Lonewolf
If I say it enough times will I convince myself?
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Good Morning Terry and Grog.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
It just might work, Rac0308. If not it can’t get any worse!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
I need to go pick up a car for repairs. A Miata! One of my customer’s fun cars to drive. Shouldn’t be gone long.
Have a good rest, Doc. Hopefully I’ll catch you this evening.
BBS
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Something’s making my filter block page 2 - I’m thinking it has to do with the spambot. BBL.
bmonk over 14 years ago
Hmmm–I’ll have: Pork AND turkey bacon, and ham scrambled eggs English muffins with butter and jam V8 juice Pirate coffee (Arrrrgh, me maties!) Nuclear coffee (Erk! Omph! I’m changing!)
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Morning, bmonk
bmonk over 14 years ago
@Grog, _s work like *s in formatting: This is bold, and so is this.
For a complete guide–not complete as in what can be done, but complete as in as complete as we currently know how to do–there is a link in the “boilerplate” near the first post at Pibgorn, which takes you here.
bmonk over 14 years ago
@DocT, no, although that’s a good guess. I changed because there was some discussion yesterday about a suitable blonde Grogette for Grog, and I found this avatar, and just decided it was time.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good night, Doc
bmonk over 14 years ago
@DocT, are you appearing in Frank and Ernest today?
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi!
I’m cranky today (grrrrrrrrrrr), and I forgot my meds yesterday (uh, huh??? duh!!). So for the well being of all:
Bye!
bmonk over 14 years ago
We’ll miss you, LuvH8 and DocT and the rest of the dear departed!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Since we’re close to page 3, I’ll just bump the count up a bit. Don’t mind me…
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
99
bmonk over 14 years ago
A guy walks into a bar with a dog. “This dog is the smartest dog in the world.” he says. “He can answer any question.”
“Oh yeah?” says the bartender. “Prove it!”
The man turns to his dog, and asks, “What is over our head?”
“Roof!”
“How does bark feel?”
“Ruff!”
“Who is the greatest baseball player who ever lived?”
“Ruth!”
The bartender, growing tired of this, throws the man and his dog out of the bar.
The dog then turned to the man and asked, “Should I have said Joe Dimaggio, or Willie Mays?”
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Funny, bmonk
We’ll miss you, LuvH8!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
I missed bmonk’s joke. :>(
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
My friend is part owner of a drive-through espresso stand that offers a punch card to earn a free drink. After serving one woman and her mother their caffe latte, he leaned out the window and said, “Here is your punch card. After eight, the ninth one is free.” “Oh, no,” the younger woman replied. “I couldn’t do that. I’d be up all night.”
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
LuvH8 - I’ll miss you too - hope you return soon!
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Lonewolf♠ said, about 2 hours ago It just might work, Rac0308. If not it can’t get any worse!
It DID!!!
Get worse
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
bmonk over 14 years ago
@rac0308:
He said, “Cheer up–it can always get worse.”
So I cheered up.
And it got worse.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
bmonk - My filter won’t let me look at page 2. It is upset at several strips today - I’m guessing it has something to do with the spambot or people’s reactions to it.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
LuvH8 - Cute!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Thank you Rmom I’m still cranky, but wanted to drop that off. Here is bmonk (bunnyface)’s joke:
A guy walks into a bar with a dog. “This dog is the smartest dog in the world.” he says. “He can answer any question.”
“Oh yeah?” says the bartender. “Prove it!”
The man turns to his dog, and asks, “What is over our head?”
“Roof!”
“How does bark feel?”
“Ruff!”
“Who is the greatest baseball player who ever lived?”
“Ruth!”
The bartender, growing tired of this, throws the man and his dog out of the bar.
The dog then turned to the man and asked, “Should I have said Joe Dimaggio, or Willie Mays?”
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Very cute, LuvH8 Hubba, hubba!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Thanks, LuvH8 & Grog!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
As the new owner of an older home, my friend Jim tried to become an instant handyman. When his kitchen water line froze, he decided to correct the problem himself by drilling through the wall between the kitchen and living room to reroute the pipe. Jim called me to ask if I knew why there would be heavy insulation on an inside wall. The more he drilled, the more insulation came through the hole. I went to his house to inspect the site and found that what was coming through the hole was not insulation but upholstery stuffing. He had drilled through the wall, right into the back of the living-room sofa.
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!” The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little creep on your knee.”
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
rac0308 - LOL!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Twice a year, we change the clocks for daylight-savings time. And twice a year, my normally punctual assistant arrives late to work the Monday after we do so. I finally had to find out why. “Do you have a problem remembering to spring forward or fall back?” I asked. “Oh, no,” she said, pouring herself a cup of coffee. “What gets to me is staying up until 2 a.m. to change my clock.”
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I didn’t see LuvH8’s repost. I’ll delete mine.
rac0308, that was side-splitting!
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Rmom
You don’t do that?
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
PAYBACK There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
That was money, rac0308!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
No, rac, my sister is the blonde in the family. I’ve got brown hair & more sense.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
I was recuperating from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to participate in a door-to-door fund-raising effort. “Sorry,” I replied, “but I’ve been incapacitated.” Undaunted, the caller continued trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer. I interrupted and said, “I’m incapacitated. Do you know what that means?” She hesitated. “It means your head was cut off?”
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Then say, “Yeah that, too” and hang up!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Obviously, this isn’t original with me…
As a doctor, I often give physical exams to life-insurance applicants. I must also inquire about the cause of any deaths in their immediate families. When one man could not recall what his father died of, he calmly assured me, “I’m sure it was nothing serious.”
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, if one tells a lie then with a “POOF” you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again. So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world.” “POOF” The mirror swallows her. Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, “I think I’m the sexiest woman alive.” “POOF” The mirror swallows her. Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, “I think… .” “POOF”
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people’s words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: What does a blond do when someone says its chili outside? A: She grabs a bowl
Q: Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they go answer the door.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: Why don’t blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like crazy…she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I particularly liked the last one, rac0308
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Me, too, rac0308!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big. His curiosity finally got the better of him and he says ”I hate to be nosy, but it’s obvious that you two are celebrating something big. What’s the occasion?” One blonde replies, “Well, we are just sooo proud of ourselves, because we just finished - just the two of us alone - a 50 piece jigsaw puzzle in only 3 days.” Confused, the bartender says “So?” To which the other blonde says “Well, on the box it says 3 - 5 years.”
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I should have seen that one coming.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
One day a Blonde walked into the doctor’s office with 2 red ears. The doctor asked what happened. She said “I was ironing and the phone rang and I picked up the iron by mistake. “What happened to the other ear?” the doctor asked. “They called back.”
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
I’ve reached the stand-up (or is it sit-down at the computer) comedy club!
Good afternoon everyone!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good afternoon, Lonewolf
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Good afternoon, Terry! I’ll keep popping back in, but it is time for Algebra, so I can’t keep posting jokes at the same rate.
But here’s one to tide you over:
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6’ tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6’ 2, weighs 225 and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’ 5” pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?” The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Heheh & more stifled laughter.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Hello Rmom & Grog!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing. Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, “Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!” “Dear God! Did you try to stop him?” “No,” she said, “I did better than that! I got the license plate number!”
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I might have to stop reading these while I’m working.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
I sent you two a joke. Actually three of you, but one is not here presently!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I saw it, Lonewolf. Response coming back at ya.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Two blondes decide to show up their boyfriends and go on a fishing trip by themselves. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the blondes catches a fish. As they’re driving home they’re really depressed. One blonde turns to the other and says, “Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?” The other blonde says, “Wow! It’s a good thing we didn’t catch any more!”
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Talk about faulty logic!
The Duke 1 over 14 years ago
And the biggest joke of all goes quietly unnoticed.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Definitely has to be faulty logic, Grog.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi JFri, I’m sorry I didn’t know you felt we were ignoring you.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good afternoon, Doc.
Good to “see” you!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hello, Everyone!
Less, cranky but way behind on the posts.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Afternoon, LuvH8.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good Afternoon, Lonewolf.
It might take me a while to catch up on all the posts, I am still on yesterday.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi Doc T, do you ever get cold at work?
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Well, the rain has finally subsided after a torrent all last night and today. I know that you all like jokes, but I am finding that I am starting to skip over them because they are coming to rapidly. I don’t mean to be rude, but lately I have limited time and I like to keep up with everyone and the jokes are getting in the way. So many of you are funny without the jokes. There is no need to respond to this because I do not want to get anything going in a negative note. Do as you wish, but I myself do not like to skip over people’s comments, but now I must.
bmonk over 14 years ago
rac0308 and Rmom, the advantage of staying up until 2:00 a.m. this year was that it was 3/14, so at 1:59:26 a.m. you could also have a round of applause for Pi Day (3/14 1:59:26.535…)
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ah, genetic huh? But if your moving cold stuff, gloves might be nice, at least those half gloves (so you don’t have to worry about taking them off and on all the time).
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Hi, Cleo. Glad the rain has subsided for you.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Gosh Doc, the more I get to know you the more I think that we must be related. If I do anything that requires movement, I heat up quickly. I can work outside in winter and not need to bundle up at all. I think that is a strong part of why I dislike clothes so much. I much prefer to be on the cool side then a little to warm. I can accomplish more if I have a slight chill, but start to feel lethargic when hot.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
If I am hanging around while working I read the jokes. If I have been off for a while and I am playing “catch-up”, I skim over them unless I see my name attached. No biggie.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Heheh! I think I basically repeated what you said, Doc.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Terry, I thought that I was going to have to start building an ark and with my tool skills that would have been calamity in the making.
bmonk over 14 years ago
In honor of rac0308’s double recipe joke:
Q. Why don’t blondes make Jello? A. It’s too hard to get three cups of hot water into those little packets.
Q. Why doesn’t the blonde serve ice in her drinks anymore? A. Her roommate who had the recipe moved out.
The college Freshman came home at Thanksgiving and wanted to tell a good blonde joke he’d heard at school. His father told him sternly, “You realize that your mother is a natural blonde, don’t you?”
“That’s OK, dad. I can tell it really slow.”
bmonk over 14 years ago
@DocT, is that you with the cameo in Frank & Ernest today?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good afternoon, Bmonk.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
That would be the part that got to me Doc, I like mild temperatures, cool is better than warm. I hate to have cold hands or feet though.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh, and I like the rain! (would be better without glasses though)
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Have fun at work Doc! Don’t put your cold hands on the customers arms to warm them. (giggles)
bmonk over 14 years ago
Maybe that’s what WildCheetah is for?
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Bmonk ~ I like Bunnyface, it might take me a while to get used to your old name again. Have patience I am a blonde. I am having to have people explain the jokes to me. Good thing Gma was a brunnette (spelling).
If you had blond hair and it turns white or grey are you then of normal intelligence?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Cleo, I think that is you had to do something, your tool skills would be sufficient.
Enjoy the afternoon Doc!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Bunnyface ~ I hope Doc’s hands are warm before he gets home. I don’t think Wildcheetah would appreciate waking up to Doc warming his really cold hands on her.
bmonk over 14 years ago
I would think after blonde hair turns white you do tend to get wiser–but it’s not that easy to see at first.
On the other hand, I try to be witty, but often I only make it halfway…
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Doc may be cold of hand, but warm of heart.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Terry, you would be surprised at just how lame my tool skills can be. LOL
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Cleo, I was taught to have faith in people. :^)
I need to drop my son at church.
Be back in about 45!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Bmonk ~ I’m sure that you manage to be witty about 33 out 66 times.
Cleo ~ I would definitely say Doc is warm hearted. Which reminds me how is your friend doing?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Well things livened up since I left. Hello, cleo LuvH8 & bmonk.
Bmonk, you said “On the other hand, I try to be witty, but often I only make it halfway…”
Are you calling yourself a half-wit?
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Bye For Now Lonewolf
Hi Grog
cleokaya over 14 years ago
LuvH8, my friend is getting better, but his speach is taking the longest to get back to anything approaching his old self, but he has a good attitude and his mind never lost a thing, thanks for asking.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Cleo - Would it help if we posted
JOKEat the beginning of each one? Then you could skip over them more easily, if you’re short of time.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
cleo I suppose it does take time. Medicine has come a long way since my grandmother had a stroke in the mid-70’s, though
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Cleo ~ I’m glad he’s keeping a good attitude, having difficulty communicating can be very frustrating. It sounds as if he has very supportive friends though, and that counts for a lot also.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Yes it is tough. On top of it he is a school psychologist so is used to helping other people out.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
LuvH8 - What I don’t get are blondes who get old enough to finally have white hair that might make them seem more intelligent, dying it blonde. Especially for people like my mother-in-law who is in her mid 70’s. Come on, what person in their 70’s has absolutely no gray hair naturally, so who does she think she’s fooling?
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I am heading out for a bike ride. The rain has quit and it is time to get some fresh air.
craigwestlake over 14 years ago
Wow! It’s a Mary Kay monkey…
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Cleo - It was pretty difficult watching my mom who had been so independent become completely dependent. She did it with a sweet spirit, but from comments she had made pre-stroke, I know it wasn’t easy for her. I think that’s why I’ve done so little grieving since she died, because I already lost the mom I knew for most of my life, in small increments. If your friend can really do the rehab, and not continue to have additional strokes like my mom did, he could have several good years still, from what I’ve seen of other stroke patients. They never could find out the cause of Mom’s strokes, so it was impossible to prevent more.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
HI Grog and Rmom and Cleo! Yes Cleo, fresh air is always nice!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hey, FELLOW BABY! Keeping busy?
bmonk over 14 years ago
@Rmom, as long as our culture prizes youth and smooth skin, etc. over wisdom, women, and to a lesser extent, men will try to look young. Even if it means 70-year-olds with black or blonde hair. Or getting face lifts.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Hello Everyone!
I’m back.
Welcome Rhadamanthus.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
bmonk - I know you’re right. It is just sad to watch someone try in vain to deny the truth. Maybe I have a harder time with my MIL because none of my ancestors were that way. Mom only dyed her hair once, and since I reacted so negatively (I was pretty small at the time) she never did again. I guess I just think Grandmas are supposed to be comfy, not necessarily attractive.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Hi, Dry! Welcome back, Terry! Welcome, Rhadamanthus (but if you hang around, we’ll have to shorten your name or something!)
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Grog - Did you get much nasty weather? It has been overcast here all day, but no rain that I’ve noticed.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
But what if I turn 70 and still only have two white strands of hair? Wait I think I am getting one every 2 years, so I should have less than 25 strands. That isn’t very noticable unless they are all in the same place. Maybe I should dye my hair grey!!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
They are forecasting that “severe weather looks possible, mainly in southern Kansas starting Thursday afternoon and lasting into the late evening. Large hail and gusty winds appear to be the main threats” with continued nasty weather on Friday for my part of the state. Oh, joy.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Rmom ~ Maybe she is fooling herself. Or maybe she just prefers it that way. When Monkey 2 graduates high school I have every intention of putting a streak of color in the front of my hair.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Rmom. I had to look at that long name three times to type it out. Definitely need to shorten it! No offense!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Rmom, It never did rain in my area after all. It did rain that the plant where I work though. Today has been beautiful as will tomorrow. The weather will start going down hill on Friday.
LuvH8 blondes who die their hair any color are still blondes. Tsk, tsk!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Grog–Same here man. Rain starts on Friday and is supposed to be with us until Monday.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
The spam is starting again with handle ehrnmm Persistent little vulture.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Grog–Until Gocomics makes the registration more stringent you won’t be able to stop spammers or multiple account names. They should make it more difficult to register.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi Lonewolf!
Grog, what if I dye my hair purple? or forest green?
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Wait! What if I remove every hair from my person? Will I still be blond then?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
LuvH8 you can dye your hair purple with pink polka dots if you want. The joks have said that somehow the blonde shines through it all.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Lonewolf I think it might be one person (or a couple) ‘pasting’ the spam on. The spam does not seem to go fast enough to be a computer, and there is breaks between messages when they change it slightly. Maybe GoComics could put key words in their nannybot that draw the attention of the Powers That Be Sooner.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Pink Polkadots!!!!! Blechy
What gets me is some people still think I am a guy. What do you think would help with that (besides putting the word ‘girl’ on my avatar)?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Draw in some long flowing blonde hair, maybe?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
LuvH8–Registration is too easy here at this site. Many sites will not let you register twice from the same IP address.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
It’ll go good with black.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
The spammers appear to be getting smart about it too. They started this nonsense again after the GoComics Police went home for the day.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I think that they might get that I am blonde it’s just the girl part.
Lonewolf ~ Computer illiterate here, IP address?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Somebody must be getting paid to put this up on sites such as this one.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
LuvH8–It’s a “signature” for your computer that you are using right now. You can’t change it. It will always be the same no matter how many names you sign in with.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Let me at those spammers. I’ll tear em’ to pieces.
I’ll knock their heads off!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
LuvH8 - She went through a cancer fight about 18 years ago. When her hair grew back, she did let it go natural at first. It was pretty all white, I thought. But she thought it made her look “too old”, so she started dyeing it again. I know I’m a disappointment to her, because I’m nothing like her. My hubby revolted by marrying a woman almost completely different than his mom.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I am offended by all of this hair chatter. Doesn’t anyone have any sympathy for those of us whom are follicle challenged. LOL
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Heheh! Sorry, Cleo. Some of us forget that others are less fortunate where hair is concerned.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Lonewolf - Right now I am able to access GoComics from any computer I want, wouldn’t that effect that? If they are actually making enough money it might be worth it to them to keep getting new computers. Or they could pay people to “Work From Home” on their own computers. It just seems like they could probably find a lot of ways in if they are determined.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I have no doubt of that, Lonewolf
LuvH8, I don’t think your blondeness shows that much if at all. As for gender, it doesn’t really show with most people unless they talk about themselves or spouses.
When I first signed up, I never would have guessed that there were so many female comic nuts!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Cleo - LOL! We all have our challenges….
LuvH8 - Maybe you could change your name to MsLuvH8?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Yes, LuvH8. When you go to a different computer it is a different IP address. This is why they have come out with a new system for the IP address. They will have used up all of the possibilities before long with the old system.
My point is that if you limited the registration based on the IP address, the individual would need to access another computer to “fake” his/her identity. Would be more of a hassle and less would be able to do it because they have only one computer.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh, Cleo I’m sorry! But can I make fun of my brother who is starting to loose his hair? (I haven’t yet, he’s going through a messy divorce and it wouldn’t be nice.)
Rmom, if you are a disappointment to her, then she is a very poor judge of people. Also, you need to pick next week’s person to choose a joke theme and nag them until they choose one! Have Fun!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
What song do vampires hate?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
LuvH8–What did you think of the pic I sent you? :^)
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
I’ve been trying to rest up. This afternoon, my oldest son & I carried the old washer down the stairs and out by the shop. I would have waited, but with the weather forecast looking nasty, we decided to move the new washer up & in tonight before it got dark. Doesn’t help that the first floor has 9’ ceilings, so the flight of stairs is a little longer than some. I still have to finish up some of the installation process, but at least it is sitting in the laundry room. Tomorrow will be full of errands, so not much time to mess with it then.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
(Does this help, cleo?) Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect. “Easy,” she replied. “He only has one eye.” The chief was stunned. “He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!” He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him. “He only has one ear,” was her answer. “What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!” He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, “How would you recognize the suspect? Now think before you give me a stupid answer.” After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, “He’s wearing contact lenses.” This took the chief by surprise. He looked real hard at the picture and couldn’t tell if the suspect had contacts or not, so he went into the database and looked at the report. Sure enough, when the mug shot was taken, he was wearing contact lenses! He went back to her and asked, “How could you tell he was wearing contact lenses? Nobody else here in this precinct saw that!” “Well,” she said, “he can’t wear regular glasses with only one eye and one ear, now, can he?”
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I think I will just write female or girl, I did make the background pink to make it easier for Bmonk Bunnyface to remember.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
cleo, though I do have hair, I’m a lot closer these days to to the follicle challenged.
In fact, when I was gathering my photos for the photobucket, I came accross a photo of me on my 18th birthday. I thought, OMG, look at all that HAIR.
Now my hair is slowly thinning out and I have a slowly growing bald spot at the back of my head.
I’ll try to get that photo loaded into photobucket this week-end along with a few others.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Hi LuvH8, Rmom, Grog, Lonewolf, and cleo. I’m here early because of the gloomy weather.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
LW18 ~ Feeling a little fiesty tonight?
Rmom If I change my name someone might take my old one. I suppose I could take advantage of the easy opening of new accounts to open another under MsLuvH8 and use the same avatar. Then it would not be misleading and I could be sure to keep my old name.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I am now!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Maybe some lipstick, LuvH8?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Hi, LW18!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Hi Ladywolf.
LuvH8—What about the pic I sent?? No good? It even had lipstick!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I said I was “Scared Now!!!” I probably should have put more with it. Sorry, Lonewolf.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
No problem, LuvH8. I was just goofing around. :^)
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Well dinner time is upon me and that is no joke. Take care.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Rmom ~ What do you think of this?
WARNING - Joke Ahead, Read at Your Own Risk
Little Tony was so happy to see his grandmother that he ran up and gave her a big hug. “I’m so happy to see you, grandma. Now daddy will have to do that trick he’s been promising to do!”
His grandmother was curious. “What trick is that, sweetie?”
The little guy grinned at her. “I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the gosh-durn walls if you came to visit us again!”
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
LuvH8 - You can change the name that shows, without changing your sign in name. (bunnyface/bmonk just did that.) My sign-in is still RRAmom, I just shortened what shows to Rmom, to make it easier for everyone typing my handle.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
That’s okay, Lonewolf, you’ve seen what I have done to Grog’s avatar. Now if only I could get him to wear one of my versions of it.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
As mine is still BC13
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I have enjoyed the jokes a lot.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Rmom I was going to say he said he’s losing his hair, not his hearing. Oh, I just typed it. I was laughing at your great big JOKE!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Enjoy your dinner, Cleo.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh, cool I thought you had to give up your whole name. So my name will still be available only to me, while I am using another name?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
OMG! You all are hilarious!
ROTFLMAO!Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Thanks, LW18! I understand what cleo means, and hope we can find a way to make BT enjoyable for all. Since he asked nicely, I’m not ticked off at him, but neither do I think we have to quit telling jokes. It probably would help to title the jokes somehow, so that those with limited time know they can skip them.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Good idea!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
LuvH8–I believe someone can still take the name as long as they don’t use it for a sign in name.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
See what I mean?!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Grog - My husband mounted a camera on one of his curtain rods in the 5th wheel trailer, so he can monitor it over a virtual network. He was quite shocked to see how much hair he’s lost on the top of his head. Of course, I prefer he had a head full of hair, but I’m sure he prefers me weighing less than I do now. My oldest brother (62 and never married) usually wears a toupee. He wasn’t that bad looking when he was younger, and for his age, he doesn’t look that bad. However, I prefer a guy who doesn’t wear a toupee, because it just seems more honest without one. It isn’t hard for me to understand why he never got married. He wanted an attractive and intelligent woman, but he seemed to put more emphasis on the attractive, rather than personality. I always said that any woman who met his standards, was too smart to want to marry him.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Answer so I can change it back.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Maybe we can make it one line normal conversation and one line joke, etc. (Just Kidding!!!)
So, Rmom do you know who is picking next week’s joke theme? Who will you pick?
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
True! I decorate my name every now and then, but I always leave the ladywolf name part untouched
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
I’m not now!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
But do you see what I mean? Now you know how my “♠” on the end of my name came about.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
That would have been fun for April Fool’s day though, several people with the same name and avatars. It could work for Halloween too. Everyone could have the same name but totally different avatars from what they usually do. (very confusing)
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Please! Do not pick me? I’m not good at telling jokes.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
VERY confusing, LuvH8.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I see, I see. I still don’t know how to do the symbols instead of letters. I’ll have to try again later.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Scary though isn’t it, LuvH8?
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
I think I’ll let bmonk pick. He seems to have a wide assortment of jokes.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
You’ll get the hang of it eventually LuvH8.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
I think I missed that, Lonewolf, but don’t bother trying it again. I believe you.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
LuvH8–Use your “alt” key and press the numbers ie alt&1, alt&2, etc.
☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Are you here Grog?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Lonewolf, my e-mail is acting up up on me right now, but I got your message.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Cool!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
LuvH8 - We did basically that for Halloween. It was a costume on-line party where we changed our names & avatars. Some of us did it for Thanksgiving & Christmas, too.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
MARKER
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I know people do some seasonal stuff. Did you all go by the same name? Like everyone could be something like Happy Halloween
Lonewolf - that isn’t working for me.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
LuvH8–Make sure you have the number lock button keyed. Then press alt and while holding it, press the numbers…..1, 5, 246, whatever you want. As soon as you press the number release both the alt key and the number key. Play and find out what each one does.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
No we never had exactly the same seasonal names. I wouldn’t want to do that.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
It was confusing enough with everyone changing names & avatars, but it would have been utter chaos if we’d all had the same names.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
(Maniacal Laughter)
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
♠Lonewolf♠ Cool! But it only works on my number keypad, not the numbers below the F keys. I guess it wouldn’t work on a laptop.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Exactly, Grog. On my laptop I lock the number pad and it works the same.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Rmom I wouldn’t wear a rug either. I’ve got a few gray hairs, but my mustache, is showing my age more than my hair…..and no I will never dye either one.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
That’s on my laptop with the numbers integrated with the letters. The laptop I’m on now has a separate number pad, but I still need to lock the number pad because I have those keys for “home”, “page up”, “page down”, etc.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Grog, did you see my “name” as BC13 a little bit ago?
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
♫They’ll be Happy Dancin’ in the street♫
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
The symbols are mean to me! (maybe cause I haven’t switched to Firefox yet?)
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
JOKE To all animal lovers - especially Doc!
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years–canine/feline attendance is not required. The proper order for kissing is: kiss me first, and then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough. Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door: TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS: (1) They live here. You don’t. (2) If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ”fur”-niture. (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours, and don’t speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) Eat less, (2) Don’t ask for money all the time, (3) Are easier to train, (4) Normally come when called, (5) Never ask to drive the car, (6) Don’t smoke or drink, (7) Don’t want to wear your clothes, (8) Don’t have to buy the latest fashions, (9) Don’t need a gazillion dollars for college, and (10) If they get pregnant, you can sell their children….
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
I did it before Firefox, LuvH8
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I like LW18’s Marker.
Gone For Now!
Lot’s of Luv, Have A Good Evening!
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Grog - Somehow, I’m not sure there is a toupee that would fit the head that is on your avatar. SNERK!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
No I din’t ♠Lonewolf♠, but I take your word for it.
My laptop at the office doesn’t have a number keypad. It’s in a docking station unless I’m traveling. I have a regular monitor, keyboard & mouse connected to the docking station fortunately. I often hate traveling because the company is too cheap to get me travel accessories for the laptop.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Okay, I think I’ve managed this much: ♠Lonewolf♠
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Rmom, I’m sure the comic strip Grog will never need a rug: it’ll be forever all natural. However, in RL, if I were so vain, I’d probably be capable of wearing one.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Way to go, Rmom!
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Catch you later, LuvH8.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
??????”??
Well, I got results this time.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Grog - Of course, I meant the BC Grog. Could you imagine what it would be like to try to fashion a wig for him? Sort of like Cousin It with a mouth, nose & ears..
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Numbers 123456789 Hmm……….
Okay be back later
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Good night, LuvH8
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Grog, doesn’t your office laptop have the numbers on the same keys as &, *, (, U, I, O, J, K, L, M………
Most laptops do with a key you push to lock them as numbers instead of letters.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
Thanks, ♠Lonewolf♠! Now, if I can only remember how to do it after I’ve slept. Guess I’d better sign off now. I was up too late last night, and I can’t sleep in tomorrow.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
No they are the same as ! @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + But for those of us who work a lot with numbers it’s still a painfully long process for data entry type tasks.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Night, Rmom
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Grog, you understand what I meant, though?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I’m back! I just got done eating dinner.
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
SHOOT! I missed saying good night to Rmom.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
My current laptop does not have a num lock. Before it was upgraded, my older laptop actually had a number key pad.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
It has been another long day. You know that something is wrong when you dreams are far more exciting than your reality.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Grog, if there are numbers on the letters of the laptop, then it has to have a way to lock the number keys. On one of my laptops, there is a key on the bottom left that has a “fn” on it. I press that and then the number lock key is the scroll key at the top near the right (I press that too). And it locks the number keys.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Hi Cleo. How was dinner, sir?
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Terry* dinner was good. I always enjoy perfectly cooked salmon, couscous and a salad. Also, the clouds disappeared so it was lovely. Have I mentioned my wife is a great cook. LOL
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
You have mentioned many good things about you little wife, Cleo. Like I with my lady, you are a lucky man with yours!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Terry, I am indeed lucky. She is the LilG, but she is a loving caring and most important part of my life. We are lucky, aren’t we Terry?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
I’ll be back around the update time.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
By the way, LilG is only little in body size.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Movie time. Sayonara.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Cleo–Yes, We are Lucky!
Enjoy the movie!
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Well I think it’s time for me to call it a night!
Good night, Lonewolf & who ever still may be out there
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Good Night Grog.
Catch you in the morrow!