Big Top by Rob Harrell for April 07, 2011

Dusty wont get far in Nascar because he will stop at every fire hydrant or tree to answer Nature’s call.

Good night :-)

Small breakfast Menu: Feel free to add to it if you like.

Bacon Cheese Omelet Belgium Waffles With Maple Syrup Sausage and bacon. Apple Raisin Crepes, Krispy Kremes, Blueberry, or chocolate chip muffins (Served warm and fresh) Cinnamon rolls and Honey buns on request. Barbecued steak and fried potatoes or hashbrowns. (eggs done the way you want them. fruit salad Drinks: Cocoa Mocha, Nuclear or Pirate Coffee Assorted fruit juices Milk or Chocolate Milk Pepsi, Mt. Dew, Dr. Pepper and other sodas availiable Alcohol (Please bring your own.)

Good Morning, ♥Little Sister♥.

Since you’ve taken care of breakfast, I think I’ll have the bacon & cheese omelet and mosy on back to bed.

The dog that SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED bought woke me at 4 AM for a walk. I think I’m JOB’s stupider brother. Lost my appetite. LITTLE SISTER, could you activate the reactor and brew me a cup of the DOC’s finest?

No DWFNC ???!?!?!?!?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!

grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble grumble

Pooph!

Yes there is nuclear coffee. Look again…just before Pirate coffee.

Good morning, Lewreader, Plods & Doctor Toon.

Good Morning ♠Lonewolf♠,♥♥ Little Sister♥♥,Wolfbyte LuvH8/BBS,Grog,Doctor Toon, PlodswSoCo, Doc Toon, MontanaLady, ♪Hopeandjoy♫Serenasakitty,, SmileyRmom,Bmon,Ladyhawk,,lakesnake ,Lewreader;MisngNOLA,Josh, Yukoneric, The Sojourner, Only Tink, pseudo,Digital Frog,Ponytail56

This section gets any small I don’t want to create your menu. Mild day today here in KS chance of sever thunderstorms. Please no tornado watches. I don’t want to get trap afternoon at work after hours.

Grog!

sorry - my eyes weren’t open

forgot about the whistling, Doc thanks for the reminder

Has anyone heard about the avatar problem? It doesn’t really affect me, but a lot of you pay for your GENIUS accounts. Seems they should give you some kind of indication of the problem.

or a refund.

Good morning, Kab

Plods, sometimes our eyelids aren’t quite open wide enough.

Don’t sleep much and I’ve run out of toothpicks. Being highly caffeinated keeps my eyelids from drooping too much.

My adopted granddaughter turns 16 today. Her mother’s a basket case. When my kids got to that age, I was WOOHOO no more taxi! Her, not so much. Any suggestions?

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Plods, not meaning to be crass, but did her mother come crazy, or did she inherit her insanity from her offspring?

(I’m only asking because I have no idea in the world what you’re asking us…)

(I just had it in Real Life and it is unbelieveably good)

Give her driving lessons, Plods?

morning all!

Good morning, Digital Frog.

Sleep well, Doc!

DFrog! Johanan Mom’s just a TAD nuts. GDaughter has Von Willibrand’s bleeding disorder and mom has had to be a helicopter, but she’s raised a beautiful (Miss Illinois Coed Junior Teen 2010) young lady that’s an advocate for the bleeding community. She’s spoken to Governors, congressmen, senators about research and special funding issues. For some of these kids the costs for medicine alone can be in the tens of thousands per month. Not to mention the trips to the ERs. I think Mom is just realizing that her little girl isn”t so little any more.

Grog She’s gotten them and will have her license shortly.

Google Miss Illinois Coed Junior Teen 2010 and go to the tiara talk show link on youtube if you’d like to see why I’m a proud GPa.

Konnichiwa, everyone!

Plods: Your granddaughter sounds positively Grand.

Little Sister: Presuming that you’ve run off to begin your day (or are about to), I’ll help myself to a Bacon Cheese Omelet, with thanks to the chef. I haven’t heard of honey buns; what are they, please? It sounds tasty, so I’ll try one. I’ll also have a large glass of milk, a cup of Lady Grey tea, and a flagon of orange juice.

Arrigato!

Arrigato! back at ya, Saskfan Honeybun - A soft golden pastry baked with a touch of cinnamon and a glaze of icing or honey.

Anyone else like a cup of tea? The kettle’s just coming to a boil.

Ah, just refreshed and found yer answer, Plods with offspring. Thanks. Yes, the honey bun sounds and tastes marvellous.

Good morning, Saskfan.

≡≡ P O P ! ≡≡ ♪ Good Morning TRIBE! ♪

Hello to all those here!

I’ll have Belgium Waffles With Maple Syrup, thanks ♥Little Sister♥.

Good morning, Sojo

Good Morning Grog!

sojo!

Plods I love your GD enthusiasm. I hope she maintains this as she gets older. What a busy young lady she is. I have doing school work soon time to eat. Late next week I turn rough draft on essay in. Then rewrite and all over.

Good Morning Plods - Thanks for the info!

Good Morning ♥Kab♥!

Good morning, Kab.

Hi Kab Thanks… You’re pretty busy yourself with school work and family. Every once in a while I hope you get some ‘me’ time. Good luck with your essay….

Plods!

That was a great video! I can see why you’re proud of her.

Lets see, do I pay for GENIUS because I think I am or to keep the cute kitty close to me. Extra credit to the student who said to block ads. No credit to anyone who said vanity.

Hello Sir Lew!

Good evening all. I already had a bad afternoon. New boss wants office ran different. And someone I’m forced to share oposite time with runs whinning to the boss. Grrrrr. Plods thanks but there are some more busier then I am. For Doctor Toon though he works 3rd shift he puts in more hours then I. City has a hiring freeze, County is cutting back asking for ones who are close to retiring to retire. They are closing a few places, state has a hiring freeze and not filing positions, and public school same way. I can’t win. And age is totally against me. I just wish I could look at life as Plods granddaughter does.

Time to eat bye for now. And I’m really surprise only one page.

Hl and Bye ♥Kab♥ - At least you have not been laid off!

Hello again I had a nice meal. My hubby does great on cooking barbeque outside. I’ll try not to be cranky here. Depends if the boss gets enough whinning from that someone else.

♥Kab♥ - I’ve been there, just try to think positive about things. And feel free to let off steam here!

Hi and Bye Doctor Toon - Have a good night!

I’m just checkin to see who has commented. You all would not want me blowing off steam. I got very frustated and angered. On what happed today. grrrr What makes it bad I have to figure how to act nicy to that whinny lady who likes to report the smallest mistake.

The lady boss wants strickly perfection and this makes me nervous. What is so bad the local SS Adminstratiion declared an elder woman dead who is very much alive and stoped recieving SS and medicare. This part has nothing to do with and I don’t work there. Was on the news.

Happy Birthday Plods’ Granddaughter Destiny!  

Hello Ooops!

Act Nicey!!!   (Blows Raspberry!)

What did she do? Was she rude? Did you know that with a screwdriver it is usually easy to remove the vent cover from the air supply in a specific room and stick something stinky in the vent. For that matter, you could just do one tightly folded accordian type thingies. Shove it through (you may want to practice in advance) and walk out of the room.

Yes, that would work nicely. Two strips of stinky paper folded together and shoved through the vent. Blowing odor into her office continiously.

Time for my zzzzzz’s.

♪ P&L ♪ ≡≡ POOF! ≡≡

Hello Sojo!

What do we think Kab Sister should use to make the paper smelly? Paper absorbs odors so it doesn’t even have to be soaked in anything…………

She could put some of the paper folded things in a plastic bag with the wrappers from her turkey and leave it out for a few days first.

There is always urine or animal spray.

She could leave it with rotten orange juice, that stuff really reeks.

Oh ……….. just as I was coming up with ideas. Phooey!

Good Night Sojo

Let’s see……. you could stick chocolate chip cookie scent in the vent, so she will crave cookies all day. Skunk scent, sliced onions, rotten eggs, burnt cabbage…..

Just checking in real quick while I am on my dinner break.

Hello Little Sister!

Good Bye Little Sister?