Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for July 05, 2021

I have peanuts, Take them or get your own.

What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are about a dollar, deer nuts are under a buck.

I’d worry if someone had beer nuts. They might turn into cotton balls.

… Thank you, George Carlin.

The punctuation is in the wrong places.

It’s been a rough day!

Got any beer?

(implied “No”.)

Nuts!

where do you get those?

Just when I spill one in my lap.

Take it of leave it squirrel.

… and beer to go with them?