Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 31, 2021

been nice knowing that fellow being carried away by the mafia

CDC agents dumping a body that DID NOT die of COVID19!

Lads , did you remember to do the Mount Doom ceremonial dance first ?

“I can’t carry the bag…but I can carry YOU!”

Two mafia hitmen, walking through the dark woods in the middle of the night on the way to a job:Hitman 1: Gotta admit. I think its kinda scary out here.Hitman 2: YOU think its scary – I gotta walk back alone!

I have a couple of things that could do with a visit to Mt Doom. I just keep them around to remind me not to do it again.

Isn’t that a coinkidink. I’ve been doing my semi-annual re-reading of LORD OF THE RINGS, and just last night got to the Mount Doom scene. I’m sure there were times when Sam and Frodo both would like to have simply walked Gollum up and thrown him in like these guys.

The Fire Department is going to talk to them about all that black smoke from the plastic.

I’m surprised they aren’t going back for the vacuum

Paul Gilligan got into some of Chip Dunham’s psychedelics.

I thought maybe one of those two dogs would have second thoughts and jump in while yelling “My Preciouses!”

Nice hats.

A friend’s dog would agree with them about the nail clippers. Poor dog hates it when I clip her nails. Friend is too scared to do it herself. BTW its a chicuhuha (that’s what I call them).

I don’t get the comment about the nail clippers..