Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 05, 2021

Everybody sing, “Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion because they are so awesome.”

That horn’s actually a tusk. (When Norsemen had a colony in Greenland, narwhal tusks were a valuable export because Europeans thought they were unicorn horns!)

New Ol’ impdic event: Dueling Narwahls

“Here comes a Narwhal” (RocK Lobster…B-52s)

And if the water is missing some salt do they have a salt shaker integrated in their horn?

Mr Whale why feel stupid ? That comment came from Poncho ;-)

Lol

Consider the source, little narwhal….. Poncho’s not worth your sadness ;-)

Does this remind anyone else of the old movie “The Last Unicorn”?

I’d say carrying a weapon like that, he can do whatever he wants with it!!!!!!!! :)

Making fun of narwhals? That’s pretty low.

Don’t they also use it to hunt?

Barrel aged Narwhal is delicious.

And Poncho has lowered the limbo bar to below sea level.

To spear their predators!

Yeah…first time I saw one talking to Buddy the Elf I questioned their intelligence level.

What did narwhals ever do to you, Poncho?