Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 27, 2021

good question

Very seldom? So you mean there’s a chance!!!

The problem is, you only write the first and last page.

I wonder that myself, Snoopster.

Were i Snoopy, I’d be aiming that typewriter square at Lucy’s head!

I thought professional psychiatrists were supposed to bolster your self esteem – not tear it down? (The psychiatrist is in, 5 cents.)

Sometimes, Lucy’s on point.

Artists are always getting rejected. Story of my life.

Why naive?

So said Quentin Tarantino’s mom!

Snoopy is crying because the typewriter is sitting on his tail.

It works on Shark Tank sometimes.

That last panel sounds like a line from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid:

Butch: How many of them are following us?

Sundance: All of ’em.

Butch: ALL of them?? What’s the matter with those guys??

Indeed.

Time to look into self-publishing, Snoop ol’ boy.

Sure they, do Lucy. Why else do we see slew of tell-all autobiographies ( that are mostly just 24 pages of glossy pictures) by former Disney Channel and Nickelodeon stars and the litany of books by so-called “Social Media Influencers” who wouldn’t know the works of Charles Dickens from a Lego Brick and think Edgar Allan Poe was one of the Teletubies?

Worth noting these books are all available at your local book store in the 3 dollar bargain bin and your library’s “Friends of the Library” sale.

In a Peanuts cartoon? Oh the irony here…

Don’t listen to Lucy, Snoopy. She’s a con artist who lies about being a psychiatrist so she can steal money from everyone in the neighborhood. Don’t worry, you’ll be published.

Maybe if you give them puppy dog eyes.

Snoopy should try a manuscript on how to become rich overnight and see his book printed with millions sold across the globe by the publisher.

Snoops listens ONLY to Bill Mauldin