Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for August 11, 2021

  1. Timmy
    gduncan58  about 3 years ago

    I swear I could hear it when my ex rolled her eyes, lol! I told her if she kept doing that she would look like Bobby Boucher!

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    The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Eye rolling is between two and four, after they finished the lawn and a six-pack.

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    whahoppened  about 3 years ago
    While you’re at it, no rain during daytime.
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    Michael G.  about 3 years ago

    My sister can tell when her daughter is rolling her eyes during a telephone conversation.

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    ChessPirate  about 3 years ago

    ♪♫ "Keep rollin’, rollin’, rollin’

    Though they’re red and swollen

    Keep them eyes a-rollin’, snark-eyed!" ♪♫

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    Nuliajuk  about 3 years ago

    Synchronized mowing. Get everyone to start at the same time.

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    corpcasselbury  about 3 years ago

    When I used to mow lawns in the summer, I would do it early in the morning, before it got too hot.

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    C  about 3 years ago

    There are a few cities in Canada & US where gas powered mowers are banned. And you can’t do any noisy yardwork on Sundays in Switzerland.

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