A man has been driving all night and by morning is still far from his destination. He decides to stop at the next city he comes to, and park somewhere quiet so he can get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chooses happens to be on one of the city’s major jogging routes. No sooner has he settled back to snooze when he hears a knocking on his window. He looks out and sees a jogger running in place.
“Yes?”
“Excuse me, sir,” the jogger says, “do you have the time?”
The man looks at the car clock and answers, “8:15”. The jogger says thanks and leaves. The man settles back again and is just dozing off when there’s another knock on the window and another jogger.
“Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?”
“8:25!”
The jogger says thanks and left. Now the man can see other joggers passing by and knows it’s only a matter of time before another one disturbs him. To avoid the problem, he gets out a pen and paper and puts a sign in his window saying, “I do not know the time!”
Once again he settles back to sleep. He’s just dozing off when there’s another knock on the window.
Humans are typically born to recognize a lot of stuff that we take for granted. Even something as seemingly-simple as depth perception actually requires a lot of connections to figure out.
It was a consumer item, my Mom used to put them in my lunch. Maytag (the washer people) under contract to NASA made the astronauts’ food for the Apollo missions
Space Food Sticks!! remember them well! Chocolate ones were great and if you had them at lunch at school you were very popular — right up there with Snack Packs pudding-in-a-can.
Curious about the claim about baby looking at faces. I heard of a previous study that tracked what direction the babies looked at. The first few months, they just look all over the place. Then they slowly start to look directly at faces.
eromlig over 3 years ago
Here I am!
A man has been driving all night and by morning is still far from his destination. He decides to stop at the next city he comes to, and park somewhere quiet so he can get an hour or two of sleep. As luck would have it, the quiet place he chooses happens to be on one of the city’s major jogging routes. No sooner has he settled back to snooze when he hears a knocking on his window. He looks out and sees a jogger running in place.
“Yes?”
“Excuse me, sir,” the jogger says, “do you have the time?”
The man looks at the car clock and answers, “8:15”. The jogger says thanks and leaves. The man settles back again and is just dozing off when there’s another knock on the window and another jogger.
“Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?”
“8:25!”
The jogger says thanks and left. Now the man can see other joggers passing by and knows it’s only a matter of time before another one disturbs him. To avoid the problem, he gets out a pen and paper and puts a sign in his window saying, “I do not know the time!”
Once again he settles back to sleep. He’s just dozing off when there’s another knock on the window.
“Sir, sir? It’s 8:45!”
pearlsbs over 3 years ago
Amazing! Pillsbury created solid food for astronauts to eat.
monkeysky over 3 years ago
Humans are typically born to recognize a lot of stuff that we take for granted. Even something as seemingly-simple as depth perception actually requires a lot of connections to figure out.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
Is the box of the special, spatial, solid snack at the Air and Space Museum?
Caldonia over 3 years ago
Research suggests that that baby has the face of a 30 year old man.
therese_callahan2002 over 3 years ago
There’s a baby picture of me looking at my big sister’s face.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 3 years ago
Babies look at faces because that’s where all the weird shmooby wooby smoochy sounds come from!
Space_cat over 3 years ago
It was a consumer item, my Mom used to put them in my lunch. Maytag (the washer people) under contract to NASA made the astronauts’ food for the Apollo missions
Flynn White Premium Member over 3 years ago
Arby’s roast beef sandwiches taste better in space. They’re Meatier.
tremaine53 over 3 years ago
Looks like that baby has a full set of teeth… which would be a more amazing factoid than the information that babies are wired to look at faces is.
Technicholls over 3 years ago
The right way to do a Burpee: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLBImHhCXSwI remember the Space Food Sticks…
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 3 years ago
We’re all in space.
Take care, may marquee Astronomer Carl Sagord be with you, and gesundheit.
GeorgeJohnson over 3 years ago
What a face on that baby…… yikes!
The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Awareness advocate” is a euphemism for self-promoting narcissist
dv1093 over 3 years ago
I remember space food sticks. Basically candy, and kind of a weird, doughy texture – but I did like them. I also remember they were pretty expensive.
JoshHere over 3 years ago
Pre-wired? I knew it! Babies are poop and barf machines.
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh, I remember those sticks! My favorite was chocolate.
LC1 over 3 years ago
Space Food Sticks!! remember them well! Chocolate ones were great and if you had them at lunch at school you were very popular — right up there with Snack Packs pudding-in-a-can.
Karptaz over 3 years ago
The peanut butter ones were good
catonmyshoulders over 3 years ago
Space food sticks were yummy!
Satan Is Happy With Your Progress over 3 years ago
Who is new artist drawing this comic?
Bilan over 3 years ago
Curious about the claim about baby looking at faces. I heard of a previous study that tracked what direction the babies looked at. The first few months, they just look all over the place. Then they slowly start to look directly at faces.
J. R. M. over 3 years ago
I’m glad they’ve resumed the new type style. It’s so much easier on the eyes.
19JRL44 over 3 years ago
Not only babies! Place two dots next to each other then underline; who doesn’t see a face?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
I remember space food sticks, the commercial version, very well. We thought that was very cool. They paired very well with a glass of tang…
pbr50138 over 3 years ago
30 in one minute? At my age, I might be able to do 5 in one minute…MIGHT.