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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 14, 2022
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Transcript:
cookie advisory a troop of rogue girl scouts is reportedly selling non-girl-scout-sanctioned cookies in your cookie-buying area. if you have recently purchased boxes of any of the cookies pic-tured below, you are advised to dispose of them immediately. tinfoils shotbread with bits of foil. note: ignore the micro-wave recipe on box. bandarlogs made with wood chips & not less that 10% monkeys. alkoids curiously bitter: produces a pucker of malocclusive proportion. dese 'n' dose these fell off a truck. fugu fugus contain highly toxic japanese blowfish. other-wise quite tasty. peanut butter munchs they're edible but just way too creepy. man: omigod, girl scouts! woman: hide! girl: heh heh
Cpeckbourlioux over 2 years ago
Sinister girl scouts.
fritzoid Premium Member over 2 years ago
One of my favorites. Especially the Dese ‘N’ Dose.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 2 years ago
They could be in your neighborhood this weekend.
jmolay161 over 2 years ago
Too bad the Girl Scouts themselves ate those cookies. Now the Girl Scouts are out of scouts!
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Are they made from real Girl Scouts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qsYKKxdRaU
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Hide, yes! Lock the doors, lower the shades, turn off the lights.
Oh. Hi, girls. I’ll take two boxes of Peanut Butter Munches, okay? Okay?!