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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 15, 2023
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Transcript:
forms of speech a guide to the various types of politcal speech, with proper responses. stem-winder. a particularly rousing oration. stand up & cheer. guy: yeah! tub-thumper. the same only more so. wave a sign. win guy: yeah! thump-sucker, a speech of depth & thoughtfulness, or lots of statistics. remain seated. (see also nose-picker.) teeth-grinder. a speech that stirs resentment, esp. toward the other party's crummy candidate. guy: ngh ooh ngh ooh, i oughta- knuckle-dragger. a more proactive form of teeth grinder. appeals to your cro-magnon side. ngaaaaaargh stool-softener. not a speech you need linger for. find the exit and use it.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago
One of Mr. Thompson’s best.
PoodleGroomer almost 2 years ago
Politically induced coma. Great for a drug-free good night’s sleep. Makes you think about the drool on your shirt and wonder what happened to the money in your wallet.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
As the Chicago mayoral run-off approaches, I find this series singularly informative and useful….
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Campaign season has started! Good timing for this classic.