Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 14, 2023
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Transcript:
"santa will be available at secure locations for gift consultation with those children who clear our stringent screening process." elf 1: we'll need a urine sample & a statement verifying your niceness signed by a parent or guardian. elf 2: please step between the magic candy canes. santa land santa's workshop santa: ho ho ho. defrost concluded by expressing confidence that "santa is on track to make this the merriest christmas in recent memory." media: i have a question for santa. it's really hard-hitting. elf: santa is feeding his reindeer and is unavailable for comment thank you for your time. many bystanders were reportedly over-come by feelings of joy & longing. kid 1: i want that thing i saw on tv! kid 2: just bring me a movie tie-in. kid 3: and nothing educational. you hear me? do not cross do others weren't so sure. guy: those damn elves towed my car!
Cpeckbourlioux almost 2 years ago
Is that Dill?
gbars70 almost 2 years ago
“I want that thing I saw on TV”; “bring me a movie tie-in”; “and nothing educational”! This, at kid level and humor at any other level, personifies the wit of Richard Thompson.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 2 years ago
This is all a fake to hide that Santa is a genius and ĂĽber wealthy. And his toy making is solely based on molecular construction atom-by-atom. His factories are in all of the large mountain chains from Antartica to Africa. He is just one of a group of Father Christmas types of North and South and variations in Asia and Africa.
Sisyphos almost 2 years ago
The Elven Security Service doesn’t play games, Buster!