Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 09, 2023
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the winners these comic strips received the most votes from our readers. they will be featured every day in the comics section of your newspaper. pre-classic peanuts girl: today no one remembers, but it was originally i, violet, who yanked the football away as charlie brown ran to kick it. girl: yet somehow over the years lucy, the fuss-budget, the drama queen, usurped my place, leaving me a foote, a cipher in a billion dollar franchise. boy: what a neurotic embittered little girl. girl: i should have been a star! doltish duck duck: hey - do goats really eat tin cans? goat: no. duck: hey - do chickens really stare at the sky during a rainstorm with their beaks open until they drown? chicken: no. goat: what a dolt- oop: hey - are rhino horns really an aphrodisiac - ow that hurt fanky malloon the clown genius fanky: now i take the balloons and- skwik skwik fanky: voila! i call it "pieta"! kids" ooh! kids: now do "the disasters of war" fanky: sure!
Cpeckbourlioux about 1 year ago
The kids really dig Fanky. Can’t blame them.
SteveHL about 1 year ago
Isn’t it turkeys that allegedly drown in the rain?
prince valiant Premium Member about 1 year ago
I remember reading an interview with Charles Schulz many years ago. He mentioned how a character in his cartoon strip could take over the strip and at times, Schulz would just wait on what that character would do. The interviewer was incredulous how a cartoon drawn by Schulz could do that. Violet never had a character that would let her become the dominant female in Peanuts, but Lucy did.
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Still genius. RIP Mr Thompson.
Sisyphos about 1 year ago
Violet was indeed ill-treated by Sparky. I guess the cast was just too large, so some characters had to be furloughed….