Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 27, 2023
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cookie advisory a troop of rogue girl scouts is reportedly selling non-girl-scout-sanctioned cookies in your cookie-buying area. if you have recently purchased boxes of any of the cookies pic-tured below, you are advised to dispose of them immediately. tinfoils shortbread with bits of foil. note: ignore the micro-wave recipe on box. bandarlogs made with wood chips & not less than 10% monkeys. alkoids curiously bitter; produces a pucker of malocclusive proportion. dese 'n' dose these fell off a truck. fugu fugus contains highly toxic japanese blowfish. other-wise quite tasty. peanut butter munchs they're edible but just way too creepy. man: omigod, girl scouts! woman: hide! girl: heh heh
Cpeckbourlioux 12 months ago
Do Girl Scouts still go door to door?
SteveHL 12 months ago
The Girl Scouts might be able to sell a few boxes of the Bandarlogs to Bucky Cat from Get Fuzzy. He has often proclaimed his desire to eat monkeys.
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 12 months ago
Tinfoils are always sold out due to conspiracy theorists’ business.
ElwoodP 12 months ago
Are real Girl Scout Cookies made from Real Girl Scouts?
Sisyphos 12 months ago
The Girl Scouts just aren’t what they used to be….