Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 18, 2024

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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson other functions of tmx elmo tells unsavory joke about sunffleupagus at which only he laughs. attacks early model tickle-me elmos as they are inferior and must be destroyed. puts the moves on a bratz doll. zzzzzz tiny yet lethal buzzsay emerges from right hand. this is actually a design flaw (long story) that could result in a product recall if enough people complain. raves incoherently at "those ing dr. frankensteins at fisher price" who are "control-ling my mind." runs away and sells himself on ebay for exorbitant sum.