Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 26, 2024
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richard's poor almanac spring skywatch by richard thompson allergens stu cussing nebula lacuna inerto, the commuter the pinking shears mr. twinkles assorted planetoids the spring sky features many objects of inter-est. for example, the constellation inerto, the commuter, which sluggishly traverses the sky several times a night, sometimes circling for hours while waiting for a parking space to open up. also of note are a string of newly-discovered planetoids, balls of dust, dirt, frozen methane & stray plastic bags, that have been popping up throughout the solar sys-tem. and check out this anomalous object, which astronomers believe may be a long-sought link between religion & science! orgulous astronomers agree that it's the ghostly grandpa in heaven from "family circus," but no one knows why he's waving at people. whatever, the cosmic implications are unnerving, even downright creepy.
stamps 4 months ago
I would not be at all surprised to see plastic pollution in space.