Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 25, 2021

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny the Judge no understanding how our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is a witness instead of the accused is worthy of the Master :o) my avatar is a photo of Rowan Atkinson as Mr Been grinning from ear to ear because he’s happy like myself ,how was your day? our day should be slightly busy but we will cope I hope Connie has gone to do the bulk shopping by herself because of my male related condition we both are in a good mood but we are staying in because of the continuing heat wave drinking lots of chilled bottled water to keep hydrated, Keep safe and kudos on your successful donation of life saving blood and thanks for caring young Lady

Quickest way to get dismissed from a jury. “OJ didn’t do it!”

Now that’s annoying.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-25th-august-2021-24776869

From our Affie @ Number Three: “Today’s strip IS funny the Judge no understanding how our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is a witness instead of the accused is worthy of the Master :o) my avatar is a photo of Rowan Atkinson as Mr Been grinning from ear to ear because he’s happy like myself ,how was your day? our day should be slightly busy but we will cope I hope Connie has gone to do the bulk shopping by herself because of my male related condition we both are in a good mood but we are staying in because of the continuing heat wave drinking lots of chilled bottled water to keep hydrated, Keep safe and kudos on your successful donation of life saving blood and thanks for caring young Lady”

¡¡¡FREE AFFICIONADO!!!

In the old country, they have a saying: “a thief cannot defend a brigand”

What gives? :-o

When you try cases in Hell, your witnesses won’t be angels.

Uh… drat?

Great choice of character witness Nosher.

Yes, very weird.

He’s not the only one that’s surprised.

This is a repeat of the same thing happening in the courtroom, and we saw the judge or prosecutor saying this to Andy.

Who else would have done that for Nosher?

xxx

@Afficionado

My day was pretty good as well. I was at my volunteering again. Monday next week is a Bank Holiday for us so I won’t be there then.

I received a Thank You text this morning for my blood donation. I look forward to finding out where in the country it gets dispatched to!

I’m in a Facebook group called “Blood Donors UK” which I also moderate. Been a member since 2017. It’s a wonderful group but maybe I’m just biased.

I really appreciated everybody’s support. They don’t call me Number Three for nothing. I knew in my heart it was going to be 3rd time lucky.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

I believe TV Tropes refers to this sort of thing as “Not me this time.”

Dock? We don’t have those.

However, it does make sense calling it “the stand” over there. But what if you can’t stand? I hurt my right leg years ago and can’t stand for long periods of time.

I’d be proud to call Andy my friend. I mean we are 4 thousand miles apart and he can’t get in me pocket. I doubt Andy will be dropping by North Carolina for a pint any time soon. But the First rounds on me.