Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 28, 2021

don’t push it, mister

Every time a man pulls that “Oh aren’t I special? I did a little work around here” I wish the wife would pull out a list of all the things she did.

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Do you clean a lot?

Does removing nose-spurted coffee from my monitor count?

Do you clean a lot?

Absolutely!!

Dust bunnies under the couch and TV table!

Not to mention the cat’s litter box!!

What???

Two places where she’ll never go, so you can use this every year!

Ugh, the crawl space?

Ancient mating ritual? ;-)

That’s it. That’s all you get for doing all that from her is some sort of credit? You are a VERY bad negotiator…..

Are you pitching for a back rub?

I wonder if he had on an approved “attic and crawl space cleaning” outfit. If not, the efforts don’t count.

Doesn’t count cause what he cleaned out of the crawl space, he put in the attic.

It would take more hints than than to elicit a thank you from my spouse.