The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for August 26, 2021

Hey, that was my move!

First date ask for a kiss in the first half hour or so. Explain that if the date goes good then cool, the ice is broken. If it turns out we aren’t quite a match at least we’ll both get a nice kiss out of the deal. Mm, say, 60% see the wisdom.

So smooth.

Wow, Lennie! You really need to get a girlfri…umm…nevermind.

Is she a singer from Oklahoma? You know, Kerri Okie…

OK, OK, I’m leaving…

Lennie, you’re my hero.

I do not see a kiss in your future from this one. On to the next one!

I thought maybe she meant two words

Kiss off