Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 13, 2021

I’m wondering if you’re DRAWN to the labradoodle.;-D

Seems more than a little sketchy to me.

I had one of those when I was a kid. Well, almost: it was actually a Magna-doodle.

Far better that than the cockapoo breed they have further down in the shelter. Represented by the brown emoji.

So it’s not a Sharpie-doodle.

and it looks about psychotic enough to be one…

Sorry if it offends anyone but that is a combination that should’ve never been allowed.