WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for October 01, 2021

If she starts to tell you, that would be the time to pull over and kick them out. Then go get stinking drunk.

They are 60 and he’s a teenager? Something is wrong with the math here.

Looks like they’re hippies….lol

When I got my license, Mom started sending me often to get Dairy Queen for dinner .

Make kid drive you with an open booze bottle in the vehicle? Moron parents.

Is the man in the back drooling because he is thinking about that event or just something that happens all the time with him?

The birth rate for women aged 40 to 44 in the US:

10.4 births per 1,000 women.

So you can work for uber…

There’s a commercial on the interwebs:

Scene: Father and son in car son being dropped off for the 1st day of HS.

Son: So dad. What did you like the most about High School?

Dad: Makin’ out with your mom.