Adult Children by Stephen Beals for September 25, 2021

Maybe she could loosen up if he laid her down by the fire.

Reminds me of the time I took a job as a bellman in a hotel. We weren’t allowed to sit down. My feet and legs were in agony for about the first six weeks, then they got used to it and I could stand and run around all day. I also lost 7 pounds in the first month.

She should look into therapy for her legs if she can’t bend them. Must be difficult in theBedroom department!

She must look great in shorts.

I’ve been working construction since spring and my arms are noticeably less scrawny. I’m still a skinny twerp.

For a second, I thought he was proposing!

I’ve worked well over 40 years at jobs that kept me on my feet, lifting and carrying heavy things

I’m sure there are other 59 year old men with better legs, but not many