Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 14, 2021

But did that promotion come with a raise?

Odds are Norman set his watch a few minutes ahead to make sure he wasn’t late and has now forgotten and will get to work on time.

Is that a good thing, Mr. Stadler?

Isn’t that two for one. Late people make me crazy.

“I want you, I need you, but there ain’t no way I’m ever gonna love you,

Now don’t be sad, ‘cause two out of three ain’t bad."

Well, there goes the promotion…

I think I better cut back on my meds, this comic is starting to get surreal.