FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 24, 1998

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Peter: Who am I kidding? I can't afford to get Denise anything nice for our anniversary. Perfume's too expensive...Jewelry's too expensive...Isotoner gloves are too expensive... Roger: You know, son, there IS something extra special you can give her that won't cost you ANY money. Peter: Dad, I already told you, I don't want your opera tickets! Roger: Pleeeease?? Andy: Roger, those are ours!