FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 06, 1999

Transcript:

woman: Mr. Fox, what's this?! Roger: Um, a pencil? woman: It's a no 2 1/2 pencil, to be precise. I found it on your desk. Roger: I like no 2 1/2 pencils. So what? woman: Mr. Fox, I've checked and no one else in this department uses no 2 1/2 pencils. Efficiency demands that all pencils in this office be the same and purchased in bulk. Your little pencil indulgence is unnecessarily costing this company pennies each month. PENNIES! Let's pick this up later. Your boss is treating me to lunch at the Ritz in 20 minutes. Roger: About our "one paper cup for the week" policy...