BIG NATE: THE FATE OF NATE – Chapter One: Where You Went Wrong
“Hold on, Nate,” Francis yelped. “What do you mean when you say revenge?”
Nate groaned. “Didn’t you hear, dipwad? THE GREATEST PRANK in the entire school district!”
Francis scowled.
“What EXACTLY do you mean?” Francis questioned.
“Easy,” Nate said. “All we need 45 gallons of vinegar, 9 truckloads of baking soda, 10 packs of mints, 90 liters of Pepsi, because Pepsi is WAY better than Coca-Cola.”
“That has yet to be proven, Nate. If I may, I surveyed every 6th grader here, and here’s what I found. Teddy likes Coca-Cola, Dee Dee likes Pepsi, and Randy, Gina, Chester, Angie, Nick, and 30 others like Coca-Cola. And Breckenridge likes… er… bean juice.”
“WHO ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID SURVEY?”
“Readers of the ’Weekly Bugle.”
“Cripes,” Nate spat. “Anyways, see you tomorrow. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAOHOHOO!”
“Tomorrow’s the weekend,” Francis said.
“Whoops. SEE YOU ON MONDAY!” Nate yelled.“Much more comprehensible,” Francis replied.
MONDAY MORNING
Nate and Francis enter the school.
“Ahhhh, today’s the day,” said Nate, holding a giant suitcase filled with his explosive revenge.
“All we need to do is pour the mints in and throw it in Mrs. Godfrey’s classroom.”
“Not now, man. We’ve got homeroom,” Francis reminded.
“Nuts,” groaned Nate. “I’ve got to leave it here.”
“Don’t worry, you’ll get your revenge,” Francis says.
After they leave, a figure appears behind a wall and pours hundreds and hundreds of mints into the mixture, adding some of their own ingredients in.
After homeroom, Nate and Francis head back into the hallways.
“Let the revenge of Nate- what the heck?” Nate yelled
The mixture was turning black, gray, orange, and green.
“Nate. NATE. NAAA-” Francis screamed.
The mixture explodes in a flurry of color and goo, breaking down doors, rushing through classrooms, and shattering the windows
THE DEATH OF JARTUR: PT.2“I thought i was over her. but when they broke up…I swear i felt sparks.” Nate told Teddy. “Well, maybe you were have gas?” said Teddy with a smirk. “Shut up, scrub.” answered Nate grimly. “Yes Teddy. This is real.” Francis’ voice called. “Nate is supposed to be over jenny. This is not right.” And it wasn’t the sad part was, he knew Artur must be broken too. he dicided to see Artur.
Spring Fever Nate almost 3 years ago
and then the bartender says, “what is this, a joke?”.
7/10
Clarence almost 3 years ago
Finally the trust circle meet ended
ND Cool Z almost 3 years ago
Now it’s become a joke circle..
n8torious (Daily comic reviewer) almost 3 years ago
Teddy, everyone has heard that joke. 3/10. THIS IS THE GARBAGE WE GET TODAY!!!
Ryan B Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Yeah, let’s wrap this conversation up before it devolves further.
Dragongirl55 almost 3 years ago
Aw, I wanted to hear the joke!
Johnny Appleseed almost 3 years ago
Oh boy Teddy, let’s not break into the jokes right now
Meme Dee Dee (king of the comic reviewers) almost 3 years ago
Someone tell me the end of that joke.
6/10 Alright, defied my expectations.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Coach didn’t have any faith in Teddy’s comic timing.
Moron Goldtwit almost 3 years ago
Two men walk into a bar and say “Ouch”.
TOURMASTER (League of Gocomics Commenters) almost 3 years ago
Teddy, can we cut the jokes for once? They’re getting kinda old.
elbow macaroni almost 3 years ago
Let’s just practice writing a comic strip…
Wheatley the Moron [Comic Reviewer] almost 3 years ago
7/10 I’m waiting for the punchline
Warrior919 almost 3 years ago
Yay teddy
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
Nothing like playing basketball to get better at basketball.
Enslave the mollusk!! almost 3 years ago
Hey guys, in case you were wondering where part 4 was, here it is!
Wheatley the Moron [Comic Reviewer] almost 3 years ago
BIG NATE: THE FATE OF NATE – Chapter One: Where You Went Wrong
“Hold on, Nate,” Francis yelped. “What do you mean when you say revenge?”
Nate groaned. “Didn’t you hear, dipwad? THE GREATEST PRANK in the entire school district!”
Francis scowled.
“What EXACTLY do you mean?” Francis questioned.
“Easy,” Nate said. “All we need 45 gallons of vinegar, 9 truckloads of baking soda, 10 packs of mints, 90 liters of Pepsi, because Pepsi is WAY better than Coca-Cola.”
“That has yet to be proven, Nate. If I may, I surveyed every 6th grader here, and here’s what I found. Teddy likes Coca-Cola, Dee Dee likes Pepsi, and Randy, Gina, Chester, Angie, Nick, and 30 others like Coca-Cola. And Breckenridge likes… er… bean juice.”
“WHO ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID SURVEY?”
“Readers of the ’Weekly Bugle.”
“Cripes,” Nate spat. “Anyways, see you tomorrow. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAOHOHOO!”
“Tomorrow’s the weekend,” Francis said.
“Whoops. SEE YOU ON MONDAY!” Nate yelled.“Much more comprehensible,” Francis replied.
MONDAY MORNING
Nate and Francis enter the school.
“Ahhhh, today’s the day,” said Nate, holding a giant suitcase filled with his explosive revenge.
“All we need to do is pour the mints in and throw it in Mrs. Godfrey’s classroom.”
“Not now, man. We’ve got homeroom,” Francis reminded.
“Nuts,” groaned Nate. “I’ve got to leave it here.”
“Don’t worry, you’ll get your revenge,” Francis says.
After they leave, a figure appears behind a wall and pours hundreds and hundreds of mints into the mixture, adding some of their own ingredients in.
After homeroom, Nate and Francis head back into the hallways.
“Let the revenge of Nate- what the heck?” Nate yelled
The mixture was turning black, gray, orange, and green.
“Nate. NATE. NAAA-” Francis screamed.
The mixture explodes in a flurry of color and goo, breaking down doors, rushing through classrooms, and shattering the windows
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Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 3 years ago
This whole concept of a trust circle is uber creepy. Coach has all the earmarks of a molester.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Best you are going to get coach at this age……
Unicorn55 (Happy New Year 2022!) almost 3 years ago
I’m typing this comment on my Oculus
genez almost 3 years ago
And the bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
put it on my bill
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Come on what the joke?
BiggerNate91 almost 3 years ago
Oh yeah… never heard that one before…
SOSUOL almost 3 years ago
This comic was actually pretty funny for a change. I’ve seen this joke used a long time ago, but it’s always been amusing.
redpandajoel almost 3 years ago
this one is pretty tame 5/10
Garfield's mum almost 3 years ago
THE DEATH OF JARTUR: PT.2“I thought i was over her. but when they broke up…I swear i felt sparks.” Nate told Teddy. “Well, maybe you were have gas?” said Teddy with a smirk. “Shut up, scrub.” answered Nate grimly. “Yes Teddy. This is real.” Francis’ voice called. “Nate is supposed to be over jenny. This is not right.” And it wasn’t the sad part was, he knew Artur must be broken too. he dicided to see Artur.
vapor77 almost 3 years ago
From a basketball player’s perspective (mine), this is a very desirable strip
DJ Slo Jam almost 3 years ago
bro Mr. Peirce actually making some funny comics 9/10
Lilakitcat almost 3 years ago
Hi, I’m new here, I read big nate before, but never in this website
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh sure – just cut him off before he gets to the punch line! Thanks for nothing, coach!
Gumball Watterson almost 3 years ago
wait i’ve never heard this joke before, what is it
791610 almost 3 years ago
Its not funny but i like the teddys the main charter 4/10
Nyan the Cat:) almost 3 years ago
listen to coach, teddy
Mewfive almost 3 years ago
7/10