Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 18, 2021

You ne’er learn, Nate Wright.

I don’t know, i’d like a story like that in a newspaper

That red shirt kid looks too smart to get in trouble

Run. Run while you still can.

Seems like Nate is celebrating Prank Day 6 months early..

Realistic

6/10 one of the better strips in this arc.

This is going to be a disaster isn’t it… but of course tomorrow is Sunday, so we’ll never know.

But technically, he’s telling the kid to throw the stinkbomb, so he’s responsible for it.

6/10 Can this arc end already!

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Poor guys going to get into big trouble

BIG NATE: ALL-STARS PART 1Our story just starts out playing some pond hockey. Teddy, Francis, Chad, and, of course, Nate. Francis did an off-the-skate deke, took a very high backhand, but Nate robbed Francis with an epic blocker save. “Arrgh, you’re so good, I bet Wayne Gretzky couldn’t score on you!” Francis said. “Is that a challenge?” Nate says. “Ya! I could call him, Mark Messier, and Esa Tikkanen!” “I don’t think they would be able to score on you. You could use us as your teammates!” So Francis called the three men, and they got together. “Try your hardest,” Nate said to Wayne Gretzky. “OK, but I’ll demolish your team!” Gretzky said. Gretzky laughed as they got into center ice. Nate was goalie once again. If he won, he would get a signed hockey stick signed by Patrice Bergeron and Bobby Orr. I need to get that stick! All he needed was a shutout. How hard could that be? TO BE CONTINUED….

Nate wants a story and company in detention! ;)

Nate has a great future at Faux News.

Exposing the Fake news and the Ds in simple terms everybody can understand

It’s not a journalism thing. It’s a Big Jerk thing.

average, but funny, 20 7.5/10

I’m back for today! :D

Just for today, tho, bc it seems like stuff is back to being insanely crazy around here.

This is actually pretty funny ngl

8/10

Not the first to use the tactic. Communists still do. Totalitarians still do. Nazis did do and will do again should the opportunity arise. Lies and Propaganda. The sad thing is that it works fooling some people all the time and all people some of the time……

Rupert Murdoch is calling to offer you a job!

But Nate will technically still be the one that started it

6.99/10

Nate, don’t make that kid do that. You’ve already caused plenty of mayhem throughout the 31 years.

Can’t wait to read about it!

Call it an early Christmas present.

why not make Teddy do it?

I can’t believe how smart that decision was. Usually all the decisions are stupid or so dumb they work.

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No, we are watching the beginning of a Fox reporter career!

And it’s SUPPOSED to be for comments pertaining to the comic, not inane, and totally unrelated tripe, or being used as a personal social media site.

As real-life Hearst once said to a staffer, “you provide the pictures and I’ll provide the war.”

‘So you chose Jenny over Angie. Why?’ asked Francis. ‘Well’ said Nate. ‘I had to live the experience of getting dumped and I don’t want to experience it again.’ ‘How do you know that Jenny’s not gonna dump you?’ asked Teddy. ‘I don’t know, but I can hope she doesn’t’. replied Nate. ‘And if you’ll excuse me, I have to see Jenny.’ said Nate. Francis and Teddy nodded left.

‘Hi Jenny.’ greeted Nate. ‘Oh hey’ responded Jenny. ‘Uhh’ said Nate ‘I actually do wanna be your girlfriend. I like you.’ ‘Jenny nods and hugs Nate.’ They then started going out as P.S. 38’s newest couple. Unknown to them, someone was watching Nate and Jenny, someone who was angry, someone who wanted nothing but revenge, someone who wanted to see them crumble.

‘So I take it that you and Jenny are PS.38’s newest couple? asked Teddy. ‘Well’ said Nate. ‘We aren’t the newest but we certainly are a couple.’ ‘I suppose so.’ said Teddy. ‘You know something?’ Nate asked. ‘I know the art of drinking chocolate milk and squirting it out of my nose.’ replied Teddy. ‘Not that’ said Nate ‘sigh, I know I should be happy about me and Jenny being a couple and all that but Im just not sure whether she should be the one?’ ‘Well, if you are happy with her then that’s good. said Teddy.

‘Interesting, interesting.’ said an unknown figure watching them. ‘The seeds of doubt have been planted in his mind.’ This person wanted revenge. Something personal she would say. She had a whole plan involved and she needed people. People involved with her plan and she needed then fast. She went to get people as soon as she was done with her plan. Her name was Gertrude. To her friends she was known as Trudy. Her members were now her only friends. ‘Ok, that’s everyone except for one person’ she said to herself. She knew that person. He had the same anger as Trudy and would almost certainly want to help her. She had gone to see him.

nate could do anything if he says “It’s a journalism thing”

Why does that kid looks like hes holding a big fat ballsack?