Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for November 24, 2021

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    wallylm  about 3 years ago

    Where’s Les Nessman when Tank needs him?

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    eromlig  about 3 years ago

    “As God is my witness…”

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    KenHelmick  about 3 years ago

    Funny thing about turkeys flying. The domesticated turkeys have been bred for large breasts and are too heavy to do more than flutter into the air. Wild turkeys fly, and fly very well. They can lift off the ground and climb nearly vertically, much like a very large ruffed grouse, although that is not typical. When I was a teenager, I saw some turkey in the woods about two miles from my home — and people didn’t believe me. Today, I see them flocking on lawns in the subdivision; the restocking efforts have been wildly successful.

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    Polsixe  about 3 years ago

    Just buy two smaller ones…

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    Ellis97  about 3 years ago

    Some turkeys can fly actually, but only for a few feet.

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    198.23.5.11  about 3 years ago

    Try ZORN’S—Hempstead Turnpike—Bethpage,LI<New York.

    There since 1940,they have their own turkey farm and sell wholesale.

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    smartman  about 3 years ago

    Shame Tank isn’t in rural KY with me. There are tons and tons of turkeys available at every grocery store. Granted it’s too late to buy them on a Tuesday when they’re frozen solid to eat on Thursday, but you’d have them.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 3 years ago

    They don’t do well when forced to exit a flying Helicopter.

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