The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 31, 2009

Jack, you dumb donkey….

Shouldn’t he be at the top of the beanstalk?

She can understand a guy with a mouth full of beanstalk? Boy, that triage nurse is good!

Morning all!

Morning, Steve!

Maybe one of those aliens will come out next.

Top of the morning to ya Steve.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit…..

At least he didn’t eat the family cow

I don’t know…I find this a little revolting.

Just hush for a moment lady and listen to the beans talk…

I prefer the beans that come out of your butt, but that’s just a personal preference.

I had a friend with this same problem once, and he went to see a German Ears, nose, and throat doctor. He said,

“Dis lukes verry zerious. Dun’t vorry, doe. Zee patient vill be just vine.”

I doubt that even a dentist will be able to uproot this problem

I notice he’s only shown from the waist up. Maybe he has worse problems than we know of.

I wonder how Obama’s health care plan addresses this…..

Skip the surgery and take a pain pill.

take a couple beano pills. you’ll be fine