Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for November 17, 2021

Just hang me instead.

“May I request blinds?”

Okay for the beard.

We don’t know if that is his wife. It could be his brother.

Oh no not that…not the sex!

Pretty sure they wouldn’t say the “S” word. More like: We will force you to “know” or “have relations” with your wife!

Unibrows all around!

A fate worse than death.

What, the bowl haircut wasn’t enough?

Pray that you never get a flat tire in Am**h country.

Either way, it gonna be hell on earth. Is the ban word shoot!

Must be the Tribe of Dan, the security officers of the Mormons.

It didn’t say which of his wives he must ‘know’.

He’ll want her to shave also.

https://www.cleveland.com/court-justice/2020/03/amish-beard-cutting-leader-sam-mullet-to-serve-rest-of-senten

Yes the lead cutters name is Mullet.