Bleeker: The Rechargeable Dog by Jonathan Mahood for December 02, 2021

Then more lights will be bought to Christmas 2022, Skip, once these get put away and tangled up.

Why do ROBOTS need hats during cold weather?

So wrapping a string of lights around a piece of cardboard is too hard… Okaay ( ≖.≖)

Why do they keep holding on to the old sets if they end up buying new sets every year anyway?

“250 strands of lights. 100 individual bulbs per strand, for a grand total of 25,000 imported Italian twinkle lights!”

If they have enough of those balled-up lights, they could just scatter them around the yard and light them up.

And next, we will produce a seventh box of tangled up lights…

Sometimes new strings are even harder to untangle.

I take each string and stuff it in an individual ziploc bag. No tangles.