Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 21, 2021

Made out of cardboard.

Is there a brand for turkey bacon?

Heresy! If it’s not from pig’s meat (and a specific part of the pig nonetheless) it’s not bacon.

Are the eggs veggie, too??

Joyful Piggy, with a snout that looks more like the Anteater in those old 60’s cartoons…

My favorite bacon is turkey bacon, so the piggy is happy there, too. But, not so the turkey, I’d wager.

And.. another job (being a pig) made redundant.

That’s alright, Piggy’s gonna get his, for us meat eater.

The Valleydale pigs were very happy.

https://youtu.be/a47atfA58kc

Yuck! Ptooie!

Gimme the real thing, hog-meat bacon! Yum….

Sketchy.