Santa is a fat manWhite hair and long white beardHe gives away a lot of stuff and that’s a little weirdHe travels with a gang of deer who haul a funky sleighThey’re movein’ at the speed of lightSo don’t get in their wayHe’ll fly right up your chimney And land upon your roofThen jump into his deer drawn sleigh and take off with a POOFFrom Nome to Tierra Del Fuego. Across the earth they fly.Don’t ask me how they do it. Don’t even ask me whyIn the morning, presents, are underneath the treeSanta’s home exhaustedToo tired now to see That he is loved around the worldFor bringing people joy For making true the wishes of every girl and boyMomma got a set of plates and little sis a dollRover got a juicy bone and junior got a ballThey all sit down to dinner and grasp each other’s handAnd speak their thanks for blessingsThey barely understand
Cornelius Noodleman about 3 years ago
I actually got coal one year…charcoal.
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Santa is a fat manWhite hair and long white beardHe gives away a lot of stuff and that’s a little weirdHe travels with a gang of deer who haul a funky sleighThey’re movein’ at the speed of lightSo don’t get in their wayHe’ll fly right up your chimney And land upon your roofThen jump into his deer drawn sleigh and take off with a POOFFrom Nome to Tierra Del Fuego. Across the earth they fly.Don’t ask me how they do it. Don’t even ask me whyIn the morning, presents, are underneath the treeSanta’s home exhaustedToo tired now to see That he is loved around the worldFor bringing people joy For making true the wishes of every girl and boyMomma got a set of plates and little sis a dollRover got a juicy bone and junior got a ballThey all sit down to dinner and grasp each other’s handAnd speak their thanks for blessingsThey barely understand
Perkycat about 3 years ago
Love these Santas ~ especially the last one!