WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for December 25, 2021

And if that tactic doesn’t work, get Tom Lehrer to explain that it’s part of “New Math”.

I’m afraid this might give some people ideas.

In America no one learns metric.

don’t you just want to shove those microphones somewhere?

Truth in labeling is a lie!

Have you noticed the no-calorie foods whose serving size is less than a gram to meet that labeling standard?

And the FDA won’t prosecute you for false advertising. The Justice Dept will, though.

My right-hand cat, Mittens is coming up with a long scheme at this exact moment as we type .

Perfectly sound corporate-marketing reasoning.