Mark Twain had a story about a flatulent fellow who visited his old aunt who was hard of hearing. He went over to her house one day, sat down on the couch, and “well”, cut one.The cat at his feet immediately ran out of the room…He asked his uncle sitting there why the cat did that…and the uncle said “whenever your aunt smells s@#t she takes her broom and beats hell out of the cat”..
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
Only if you cut the cheese.
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Good one pouncingtiger. LOL
wicky over 15 years ago
As opposed to unnatural gas?
sarge112751 over 15 years ago
I dun-no … I’ve had UNREAL gas! (but honey, it WASN’T me!! - It was the DOG!)
[GGrrrrr!]
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
Thankyou, Loon for that expansive insight.
boldyuma over 15 years ago
Mark Twain had a story about a flatulent fellow who visited his old aunt who was hard of hearing. He went over to her house one day, sat down on the couch, and “well”, cut one.The cat at his feet immediately ran out of the room…He asked his uncle sitting there why the cat did that…and the uncle said “whenever your aunt smells s@#t she takes her broom and beats hell out of the cat”..
Silverpearl over 15 years ago
LOL the comic. ROTFLOL the comments.