Hey! All us twisted minds think alike–I was thinking of ACME, too. I think ACME went out of business and they’re made under the Chinese label of “Ghoul-B-Gone.” No, ACME products never worked for Wile E Coyote, Genius.
According to the British TV miniseries, “Ultraviolet”, vampires (or “Code Fives”, as they are called here) can’t be heard on the telephone.
And if a cage is all it takes to trap a vampire, why hasn’t anyone other than Carl, or Ghoul-B-Gone, thought of it? Does it take an uncommon mind to think of these things as Calvin would say? I take it the silver bars are smothered in garlic and wet with holy water. And the bars going crossways are enough to keep a vampire at bay (Crossways, get it?). Then, of course, you’d have to shove the cage outside for daylight exposure in the morning.
Sisyphos about 15 years ago
Ghoul-B-Gone products come highly recommended, I understand….
lewisbower about 15 years ago
Did any ACME product ever work for Wile E?
alan.gurka about 15 years ago
Hey! All us twisted minds think alike–I was thinking of ACME, too. I think ACME went out of business and they’re made under the Chinese label of “Ghoul-B-Gone.” No, ACME products never worked for Wile E Coyote, Genius.
mrsullenbeauty about 15 years ago
No one ever went broke overestimating the gullibility of the undead.
Jonathan Bridge Premium Member about 15 years ago
According to the British TV miniseries, “Ultraviolet”, vampires (or “Code Fives”, as they are called here) can’t be heard on the telephone. And if a cage is all it takes to trap a vampire, why hasn’t anyone other than Carl, or Ghoul-B-Gone, thought of it? Does it take an uncommon mind to think of these things as Calvin would say? I take it the silver bars are smothered in garlic and wet with holy water. And the bars going crossways are enough to keep a vampire at bay (Crossways, get it?). Then, of course, you’d have to shove the cage outside for daylight exposure in the morning.