Your call is very important to us. If you want to reach God, press #1, for Satan #2, for Jesus #3, for the archangels #4, for fallen angels #5, for the other Devils #6, for anyone else you want to reach in Heaven #7, for anyone else in Hell #8, and 0 if you are unsure of the department, but not ever #9, that is the self-kill mode.
Copy-&-Paste over 2 years ago
I can’t imagine her monthly Cell Service plan bill.
Lady loves a joke over 2 years ago
The customer service must be heavenly.
Imagine over 2 years ago
Please hold the line. Your business is important to us. You are caller number 7,581,263,110.
mpk94 over 2 years ago
Sorry but I don’t get it
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Even God has a cell? The tower must reach into the clouds….
Nala the Great over 2 years ago
He also has a cell called Hell for people who call him too often.
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
OMG … THEE Margaret …?!?!
bagholder5150 over 2 years ago
Thought it was the “DOT DOT DOT” from Mama Mia …
paranormal over 2 years ago
’It’s me, Margaret’ reminds me of the Ray Stevens song…
mcfadden95 Premium Member over 2 years ago
it’s me again margaretby Ray Stevens
goboboyd over 2 years ago
Data charges may apply.
zeexenon over 2 years ago
Peggy, be ready to wait a long time for a reply you can understand.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Your call is very important to us. If you want to reach God, press #1, for Satan #2, for Jesus #3, for the archangels #4, for fallen angels #5, for the other Devils #6, for anyone else you want to reach in Heaven #7, for anyone else in Hell #8, and 0 if you are unsure of the department, but not ever #9, that is the self-kill mode.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
Ah…typing bubbles. Chelsea Handler wrote “Are You There, Vodka?”