Once there was a girl with a little curl right in the middle of her forehead, when she was good, she was very, very good and when she was bad, she was better.
Dear Santa: All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. The “special” one, with the naughty, adult girls. I’ve been very good all year, but with the help of that list, I won’t be next year. Signed, A Hopeful Friend. P.S.: While you’re at it, could I get a lifetime supply of condoms and a prescription for Viagra.
Damn. All those Hollywood Christmas movies starring Santa were bound to have an effect on him. Now look at him – he’s lost 100 pounds, had worked done, divorced Mrs. Claus and moved in with Hollywood’s latest starlet! Worst of all, he has his Personal Assistant make all the Christmas Eve deliveries now (and the only snow he encounters goes right up his nose)
GreasyOldTam almost 3 years ago
Santa: “That’s my girl!!”
Bilan almost 3 years ago
So, this is where that song came from.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator almost 3 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/naughty-and-nice/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
RAGs almost 3 years ago
Once there was a girl with a little curl right in the middle of her forehead, when she was good, she was very, very good and when she was bad, she was better.
pcolli almost 3 years ago
I saw mummy kissing Santa Clause….
michaeljwolff almost 3 years ago
She replies: “Ready to slip down my chimney?”
scote1379 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wait till,you see the naughty toys I brought you!
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
I’m going to make sure I’m number 1 on that list!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“If I’m to be at the top of the list, I should be on top!”
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
i always suspected that santa had more on his mind than milk and cookies…
bmckee almost 3 years ago
Dear Santa: All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. The “special” one, with the naughty, adult girls. I’ve been very good all year, but with the help of that list, I won’t be next year. Signed, A Hopeful Friend. P.S.: While you’re at it, could I get a lifetime supply of condoms and a prescription for Viagra.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
She ain’t never gettin off HIS list….bada bing bada bang!
snappyboy almost 3 years ago
Looks like John dyed his hair, eyebrows and mustache and added a beard for the Holidays.
Another Take almost 3 years ago
Damn. All those Hollywood Christmas movies starring Santa were bound to have an effect on him. Now look at him – he’s lost 100 pounds, had worked done, divorced Mrs. Claus and moved in with Hollywood’s latest starlet! Worst of all, he has his Personal Assistant make all the Christmas Eve deliveries now (and the only snow he encounters goes right up his nose)
michaeljwolff almost 3 years ago
“By the way, Santa Baby, did you remember the deed to the platinum mine?”
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He’s better than her toys!
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
♫ You bad girl, you sad girl, you’re such a naughty bad girl ♪
The Fly Hunter almost 3 years ago
But Santa…. naughty is nice…. especially nice ’n naughty!
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’m imagining how she got on that list to begin with, and I have a good imagination!
Holden Awn almost 3 years ago
Nope. Ready to add a whole new page …or two
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom almost 3 years ago
Ooooh!
anomaly almost 3 years ago
She goes on a new list: Naughty but Nice.
Ontman almost 3 years ago
If I was rude I would say…"Nope, I’m just waiting to get OFF’. If I was rude.
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Send her to me, I will help her get off!
Lady loves a joke almost 3 years ago
Santa was delighted that there was an overlap between the naughty list, and his to do list.