Once there was a girl with a little curl right in the middle of her forehead, when she was good, she was very, very good and when she was bad, she was better.
Dear Santa: All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. The “special” one, with the naughty, adult girls. I’ve been very good all year, but with the help of that list, I won’t be next year. Signed, A Hopeful Friend. P.S.: While you’re at it, could I get a lifetime supply of condoms and a prescription for Viagra.
Damn. All those Hollywood Christmas movies starring Santa were bound to have an effect on him. Now look at him – he’s lost 100 pounds, had worked done, divorced Mrs. Claus and moved in with Hollywood’s latest starlet! Worst of all, he has his Personal Assistant make all the Christmas Eve deliveries now (and the only snow he encounters goes right up his nose)
GreasyOldTam about 3 years ago
Santa: “That’s my girl!!”
Bilan about 3 years ago
So, this is where that song came from.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 3 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/naughty-and-nice/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
RAGs about 3 years ago
Once there was a girl with a little curl right in the middle of her forehead, when she was good, she was very, very good and when she was bad, she was better.
pcolli about 3 years ago
I saw mummy kissing Santa Clause….
michaeljwolff about 3 years ago
She replies: “Ready to slip down my chimney?”
scote1379 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Wait till,you see the naughty toys I brought you!
nosirrom about 3 years ago
I’m going to make sure I’m number 1 on that list!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ about 3 years ago
“If I’m to be at the top of the list, I should be on top!”
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
i always suspected that santa had more on his mind than milk and cookies…
bmckee about 3 years ago
Dear Santa: All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. The “special” one, with the naughty, adult girls. I’ve been very good all year, but with the help of that list, I won’t be next year. Signed, A Hopeful Friend. P.S.: While you’re at it, could I get a lifetime supply of condoms and a prescription for Viagra.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
She ain’t never gettin off HIS list….bada bing bada bang!
snappyboy about 3 years ago
Looks like John dyed his hair, eyebrows and mustache and added a beard for the Holidays.
Another Take about 3 years ago
Damn. All those Hollywood Christmas movies starring Santa were bound to have an effect on him. Now look at him – he’s lost 100 pounds, had worked done, divorced Mrs. Claus and moved in with Hollywood’s latest starlet! Worst of all, he has his Personal Assistant make all the Christmas Eve deliveries now (and the only snow he encounters goes right up his nose)
michaeljwolff about 3 years ago
“By the way, Santa Baby, did you remember the deed to the platinum mine?”
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
He’s better than her toys!
Calvins Brother about 3 years ago
♫ You bad girl, you sad girl, you’re such a naughty bad girl ♪
The Fly Hunter about 3 years ago
But Santa…. naughty is nice…. especially nice ’n naughty!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
I’m imagining how she got on that list to begin with, and I have a good imagination!
Holden Awn about 3 years ago
Nope. Ready to add a whole new page …or two
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom about 3 years ago
Ooooh!
anomaly about 3 years ago
She goes on a new list: Naughty but Nice.
Ontman about 3 years ago
If I was rude I would say…"Nope, I’m just waiting to get OFF’. If I was rude.
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
Send her to me, I will help her get off!
Lady loves a joke about 3 years ago
Santa was delighted that there was an overlap between the naughty list, and his to do list.